porch cookie

A prostitute on house arrest.

"Why is Agnes turning tricks from her front steps?"

"She can't leave the house, so she's a porch cookie until her ankle monitor comes off."

by odbal. August 29, 2021

Porch Dick

An unemployed angry man/women who sits on there porch and continuously yells at people walking by.

"Mommy who is that man all by himself on the porch?" "Honey that is just a porch dick, don't make eye contact."

by BobSwaggins420 March 15, 2015

porch atheist

Derogatory term used by militant atheists to describe an atheist who doesn't hate religious people.

He's friends with a Muslim? Wow, what a porch atheist.

by RoundenBrown August 6, 2021

porch turkey

It is a term used for white folks standing on a porch such as its counter-part porch monkey

Man look at that porch turkey

by Porch Turkey November 23, 2017

Porch Monkey

A porch monkey is a black guy, I mean a monkey that hides under your porch and waits for you to get home so he can take the drug money you owe him.

"I lost all my money to a porch monkey"

"Oh my goodness thats terrible!"

by Unknown '_' March 22, 2016

porch coffee

Having coffee on the porch because your local coffee shop is closed due to COVID-19

Starbucks is drive through only, so today my friends and I are having porch coffee.

by GullibleOne October 9, 2020

Porch-lag

a phenomenon occurring when people with planned destinations stand around talking (possibly on a porch) instead of leaving

Having spent the day together, the group realized it was about time to leave. However, instead of immediately heading to their cars, they experienced about 10 minutes of porch-lag.

by C.Hefner March 11, 2010