poptard

a clever mix between retard and pop tart...because they go together so well

hey poptard, want a pop tart? No? You're gay.

by donald anderson January 13, 2010

Poptart

A popular toaster pastry that comes in a wide variety of flavors. Its imperative that anytime one is seen out of its wrapper, "POPTART" must be screeched.

Friend: "Yum, a Poptart"
You: "POPTART!!!"
Friend : *cowers with fear at noisy friend*

by MEEEP!KATZEN! July 9, 2010

Swedish Poptart

A masseur that sticks a finger in your badonkadonk and breaks 2 of your scrotums.

Dear Hotel Staff/ Manager,

Your so-called expert masseur not only stuck a finger in my badonkadonk, but he also broke two of my scrotums while giving me a Swedish Poptart.

by Folfsky October 22, 2011

evil poptart

a person who is extremly wicked or has done something bad

the evil poptart molested the toster.

by drey&rin December 28, 2002

poptart

a stupid girl. usually a big druggie who cannot make good choices.
(note: my nick name has been poptart for years.)

in the song "try try try" by smashing pumpkins, he calls the homeless druggie-whore a poptart

"poptart..whats our mission.."

by charrlotte May 15, 2003

Poptart

sugary cracker thing

mmmm, I sure do love me some toasted poptarts in the morning, the key to a perfect breakfast

by TheMoistPopTart April 24, 2021

Indian poptart

When you put your dick between two phones and sit on a traffic cone then pick up the phones and say " Hello my name is Rakesh how may i help you?"

"My brother pulled an Indian Poptart last night, he's in the hospital."

by Seth Henderson November 29, 2016