poodle

One who cravenly does another's bidding, a metaphorical butt boy.

The Left calls Tony Blair "George Bush's poodle."

by octopod November 23, 2003

Noodle my poodle

A sexy shrimp cocktail.

A gorgeous little kid like doggie.
A poodle like looking human

Person1: wow face look at that hot chick
Person2: ye she is a total noodle my poodle

by Snapothecoinboiiiz June 3, 2018

Chicken Noodle Poodle

A breed of dog which is half poodle and half of a can of chicken noodle soup.

What type of dog is Maggie?

She is a chicken noodle poodle.

by Mick A. N. December 25, 2009

bloody poodle

1: a person who is sub-serviant to another 2:a sub 3:someone with a slightly benign personality 4: someone who lets themselves be pushed around 5: a "doormat" 6: a slave or servant

"You can take that attitude and shove it .... I'm not your bloody poodle." (say wit an Ali G accent)

by Mistress Q February 8, 2008

Port seton-arsegoodle-noodle-poodle

This definiton is a popular by many. port seton is famous for its anal sex with poodles, while eating noodles bought from the blue corner shop while tickling your dangle berries ( arsegoodles. A male purchases cheap shit out of date noodles and prepares them in boiling water while shoving a poodle up his/her partners anal capacity. Similar to the more favoured, ow ow chiahua rolover, where a chihuaha is entered in any cavity while eating a rolo yoghurt. Extreme caution may need to be taken for example, people sometimes use melted mars bar for lubricant

dat bitc his fiiine, am gonna port seton arsrgoodle noodle podle dat bich tanight, dawwwg

Port seton-arsegoodle-noodle-poodle"

by Mentalmarkportseton September 7, 2012

poopledunkel

Used to describe something attractive

Chris Horrax is wicked poopledunkel

by Patricio December 7, 2002

Poodleflopper

A poodleflopper is a mentally deranged man who roams the steets kicking ugly dogs. If he finds a nice dog he will urinate on it and cut off its limbs with a chip fork. They are usually located in the backalleys of Watford, and they pounce like trapdoor spiders, viciously mutilating dogs and sometimes dwarves.

"OH GOD THERE'S A POODLEFLOPPER! RUN!"
"I'm a poodleflopper and im gonna flop your poodles so hard they explode."

by Dr. Edward Egglesworth April 27, 2008