i dropped my hot pocket

When you get scared af

I thought I saw a ghost and I dropped my hot pocket

by Just that average guy February 14, 2017

rot pocket

name used to describe mtf trans. their new front holes are festering and infected from not being allowed to heal.

Joe: I hear trannies bullied pickamee into changing her identity.
Bob: Those rot pockets are just jealous that she's an actual woman.

by Whalebox July 2, 2023

Check Your Fucking Pockets

1). Utilized by nerds and nerdlings all over the world, mainly used in preparation for comic book and gaming conventions. 2). The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through the meticulous act of checking one's person for the most important articles (e.g: cell phone, keys, etc.)
3). (fig) The act of preparing for life's uncertainties through taking a personal inventory of what matters most in life before venturing blindly into an unknown situation

Nerd 1: You ever been to a convention before?
Nerd 2: No.
Nerd 1: Make sure you check your fucking pockets, dude. These people will rob you blind!

or

Person 1: I heard you caught herpes from that guy you picked up at the bar last week.
Person 2: If only I had checked my fucking pockets, it wouldn't have happened.

by naked_people_everywhere December 26, 2011

otters pocket

the interior state of a womans genitalia when considerably aroused.

'she was as wet as an otters pocket'

by lee michigan July 9, 2003

rocket in my pocket

Having an erection in your pants near the pocket.

I was afraid to talk to Carla because I had a rocket in my pocket.

by ("")(^:::^)("") January 31, 2007

pocketses

Gollum's word for "pockets", as he says in The Hobbit.

"What's it got in its nasty little pocketses, eh, my precious?"
-Gollum in The Hobbit

by Soarel December 22, 2012

Pocket DJ

Refers to a female masturbating usually by rubbing her clitoris, or a women who masturbates frequently. The term refers to the back and forth motion of a woman's hand while rubbing her clitoris, resembling the hand motions of a DJ's when scratching.

Jim came home to find Jane was quite the Pocket DJ.

by Maxxxxxout April 8, 2015