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OMG! Ponies!

A non sequitur interjection meant to imply ADD (attention deficit disorder). So called because it seems the stereotypical thing a young girl might scream when having her attention distracted by ponies. Common in many online forums.
Wow, I just read in the Washington Post about a secret US plan to attack China. Now this would obviously be a terrible--OMG! Ponies!!!
by SkidMarkyMark January 15, 2007
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shank's pony

if you do not have any form of vehicle.. you are simply shank's pony.. i.e walking on your tod; or just walking
"shank's pony" walking on your tod; or just walking
by johnmartin October 4, 2008
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Bearded Pony

The act of intoxicating your partner, then riding them around like a pony until they pass out from drunken fatigue. Proceeding to masturbate to their naked body and finishing onto their face. Next, shave your pubic hair and place the hair onto the face covered in seamen simulating a beard.
Frank: Jillian called me this morning, she doesn't remember what happened last night, she said she woke up covered in jizz and pubes.

Charlie: Yeah I gave her the bearded pony last night, don't tell her though.

Frank: You are a god!
by SchlongJohnSilvers September 18, 2012
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bologne pony

euphimism for penis. used with the adj. ride or chew.
oaoww yeah...ride the bologne pony baby
by shaft March 19, 2003
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chill pony

A-How could you sleep with my bitch?
J-"Chill Pony"
by J J J June 19, 2003
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Fluffy Pony

Fluffy Ponys are a fictional species of animals, similar to My Little Pony - Friendship is Magic ponies. They are commonly portrayed as being around the size of a bunny rabbit and are known for being very cute, and very stupid.

They are bred for maximum cuteness, and have the ability to talk, however, due to being bred for cuteness they have functional skills equivalent to a toddler.

Commonly stories about them are posted on 4chan's /mlp/ board. Stories range from protagonists beating and abusing fluffy ponies, or having cutesy experiences with them. They also love spaghetti and hugs.

There is also a lot of fan art of them.

All of this and more can be found on the My Little Pony fan art wikipedia page.

Just Google "Fluffy Pony"
"I love Fluffy Ponies"

"I wish I had a pet Fluffy Pony"
by Tartann November 6, 2012
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pony up

We've been drinking for two days. Now it's time for you to pony up your share.
by octopod February 7, 2004
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