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Polansk

Someone who doesnt know wtf is going on, and should be banished from this place called earth.

His favorite phrase is: "WE AM SPASE PEEPOLE!"
6:23a <+Polansk|> Sp00n|out u my are frind?
6:23a <+Sp00n|out> no
6:23a <+Polansk|> bah
6:23a <+Polansk|> i hate you
6:23a <+Polansk|> and u love i too :P
6:23a <+Sp00n|out> thnx
6:24a <+Polansk|> ??//??//?
6:24a <+Polansk|> how you go?
6:24a <+Polansk|> need i yes want u cus sex monkey beef..
by EYM March 2, 2003
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Poland

The country in central Europe known for tall people, volleyball, vodka and extremely hot chicks. The school system is really hard, so when someone can give you a definition of surface integrals, knows what the capital city of Somalia is, and recognizes Charlemagne on some medieval coins, he is probably polish middle school student. The citizens of Poland drink gallons of alcohol and don't get drunk at all. They use vodka as an energy drink during volleyball games and skijumping. Polish girls are damn hot, and they speak English with strange russian accent, but their grammar and vocabulary is better than native americans'. When polish workers cant finish the task, they call for brothers, cousins and every second friend, and they get it done in 2am in the morning, but thats ok, because they dont charge.
Unfortunately other nations will never understand polish humor, since its based on polish language, which is fucking hard and has been never understood by any non-polish person.
Wojtek: Are you sure its vodka?
Tadeus: Its pure alcohol dude!
Party in Poland
by dafuq March 6, 2012
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Polanski

A short version of the name for a kick ass derby skater on the Ithaca League of Women Rollers who also has a (in)famous affection for liking them young.
"You better keep your hot & legal 17 year old sister Jennifer far away from Rollin' Polanski after the bout!"
by MarkusB(LoveyouMiche!) March 27, 2010
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Pomant.

(adj.)(v.) The act of having sex with some while pooping out diarrhea over your partner, or sex covered with poop.
"Julie and I were having sex last night when she pomanted over me."
"Julie and I's sex was very pomant.
by JimmyJohns. August 8, 2010
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Poland spring

The rare occurrence of urinating instead of ejaculating with a full erection during the act of sex.
Guy: she was giving me head and out of nowhere I unexpectedly Poland springed her.
by Kavorks August 12, 2019
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Polyandry

Cooking, cleaning, fucking, and sewing for two couch potatoes.
If I'm not on my back getting nailed, I'm cleaning up and cooking for them lazy polyandry husbands of mine.
by TotemPoleCanada November 20, 2021
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Poland Polish

This word perfectly describes a TikToker called witchesoven. Fun fact: witchesoven likes manjo cooki
wa.fflu: "Where are you from?"
witchesoven: "Poland"
wa.fflu: "Poland Polish
by Sea Fairy Cookie January 29, 2022
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