Apple polishing

rubbing the sensitive head after orgasmn, driving victim insane

After he had cum, she keep apple polishing.

by treater July 12, 2009

you can't polish a turd

trying to "fix up" a junky car.it cannot be done, give it up!

nathan, sell that cavi!you can't polish a turd!

by da trick biatch December 21, 2005

polesmoker

One who sucks the baloney pony - aka chows wang, gives head, polishes helmet, etc.

You are a fucking polesmoker!

by Polesmokurr August 12, 2003

polishing the knob

The act of pleasuring the male member using the mouth and hand.

To the hot Home Depot worker:
"Excuse me, I am inexperienced at polishing the knob, can you polish my knob?"

by William E. April 25, 2006

Player Pills

Altoids or another type of breath mint.

Hey man, Jessica's coming over tonight. Can you hook me up with some player pills?

by Paco44 June 2, 2009

red nail polish

looks extremely fashionable and mod when applied to nails.

Red Nail Polish is the only nail polish there is.

by Jade October 14, 2003

Apple polisher

One who attempts to curry favor with authority for personal gain.

Derived from the old tradition of the families of pupils expressing their appreciation for a teacher's thankless work by providing them with meals, which eventually diminished to the symbolic polished apple.

Who're you callin' 'ingenious', you punk-ass apple polisher? Drop and gimme twenty!

by Bootstraps September 17, 2008