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I'm A Player

A great song from Oakland Rapper Too $hort.

It describes the life of many people out there.

You see I made up my mind when I was seventeen,
I ain with no marriage and a wedding ring,
I be a player fo life so wheres my wife,
Probably at the rehab stuck on the pipe,
cause she must be smokin and Im not jokin
Too short baby comin straight from oakland,
Got way mo bitches than I ever need,
I put that on a big fat bag of weed,
by 805 Beaner October 17, 2009
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PLAYER

Definition: PLAYER
A male who is skilled at manipulating ("playing") others, and especially at seducing women by pretending to care about them. Pursuing multiple women at one time a serial dater or for hook ups. He is very proficient at spinning lies to his own advantage. He is socially inadequate in relationships commonly due to a precursor of negative childhood manifestations. He is emotionally challenged.
Their behavior can be linked to their actual love for one that does not love them equally in their past.
The gossip going around was that he was a "PLAYER" sexually and or emotionally. The gossip was true! He played girls and their girlfriends with disregard for their friendships leaving a wake of pain in his path.
by worddef July 2, 2012
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Player 1-syndrome

One person habitually dominating another, much like Player 1 in a multiplayer game. Usually stems from too much time in a socially-stressful environment.

Can only be treated by a punch in the face from a close friend.
Guy: *grabs the remote* we're watching this now!

Girl: ugh your Player 1-syndrome is resurfacing again!
by BadWolfFile July 28, 2010
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plowed out

Yo do you even lift bro.

Shit yeah bro I'm beyond yoked I'm plowed out.
by Yolobrozzart March 27, 2017
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fauxball player

Man or boy who pretends to be a member of a top football team to impress girls.
Boy: "I really shouldn't be drinking at all. Coach would kill me if he knew."

Girl: "Coach? What do you play?"

Boy: "I play football at OSU or similar."
by meganelizabeth July 29, 2005
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practice player

Someone who looks good in practice but sucks in games.
Jon: yo did you see Jerry at practice today? He was sick!

Jake: yea but he's a practice player.

Jon: true.
by Seanyboy103 November 8, 2013
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baritone player

The absolute sexiest band member ever. They go out of their way to look good and play better. The best of the whole band. No doubt.
Damn son, look at that baritone player go. Oh my god, mmmmhh.
by Le no July 17, 2016
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