dutch phantom

When you fart on someone who's sleeping's face, run away, and walk back in as they wake up, acting completely innocent.

Ben Affleck: "Oh my god! Did you just give me a dutch phantom?"

Jennifer Lopez: "What are you talking about?"

by ak fo sevin November 28, 2006

Phantom Hangover

A headache like feeling that resembles a hangover despite no alcohol consumption the previous night

School was really tough today because I had a phantom hangover that lasted until 11

by memphis baller22 February 26, 2010

Phantom Pee

when you think you have to urinate, yet, your body cannot physically produce urine.

"omg, i have to pee so bad." go for a pee. "BUT NOTHING IS COMING OUT!" ... that's a phantom pee.

by that's what's up September 12, 2010

phantom bang

Crazy phenomenon that happens only when both parties are highly intoxicated. They fuck till they pass out, then somehow subconsciously he feels her up, slips in, and boom. Phantom bang. In some cases she feels him up first, but the verdict is still out on that one.

Did you phantom bang me last night? " i don't know what that is i but i woke up fucking you"

by Curse he ohh November 17, 2013

Phantom Touch

Refers to a phenomena in which you "feel" someone/something touching you in VR.

The feeling does not need to be as though you are being touched, and can feel like warmth, wind, pressure, ect.

Ever since i've gotten FBT I get Phantom Touch

by vidtle August 11, 2020

King Phantom

A former Battlefield 1942 pro-gamer who retired to play for fun. World-
known for his skill.

See this noob? He will never be anything like KingPhantom!

by Zorn April 15, 2005

phatootle

Phatootle means the liking, showing affection, or the going out with, or having relations with either cousin,god relatives, or so called "far family".

Phatootling is the process of being phatootled.

Boy: Go out with me.
Boy's great cousins' cousin: uhm, ok
Me: what nonsensical phatootle is this. The boy is family, and you like him..ARE U MAD?

by Janel Strachan March 17, 2008