Pedo Boner 

Having a boner at a very inappropriate time.

Frank was embarrased when he randomly got pedo boner at his daughters swimming practice.

Tod has a blue dot over his house on every neighborhood crime website, he had a boner when visiting his daughters female only elementary school.

When at his grandparents funeral, Geoff (not from RT) got a boner. He was kicked out of the funeral by his aunt.

Pedo Boner by Lonely Larry December 12, 2014

pedo-chic 

Relating to the style of a pedophile.

Zeke, you sure look pedo-chic in that hunting vest and aviators. Why are your pants stuffed with honey?

pedo-chic by Badonkadonk in LA May 14, 2008

pedo goggles 

Similar to beer goggles, pedo goggles refers to the moment you see a boy/girl who you find attractive to then find out that he/she is under the legal age. User can remove pedo goggles to find out how young the guy/girl really is.

Friend 1: Damn that girl over there is fineeeeee
Friend 2: Dude, take off those pedo goggles and see what you're looking at.

pedo goggles by manziman777 September 11, 2011

Pedo Bear 

A pedifile bear who waits for you at the bottom of the slide!

Stop trying to rape me you pedo bear!

Pedo Bear by Kenny00911 November 4, 2009

Pedo Zak 

High end of the pedo food chain. Every other child molester bows down to the formidable force that is Zak and his juvenile loving cock. Do not underestimate his ability to lick the rim of a 12 year old.

He was prancing around that playground like a right Pedo Zak.

Pedo Zak by Langfail July 25, 2016

Pedo-ish

to the extent of being a pedophile

"I watch kids. That sounds bad. I watch kids do karate. That also sounds weird. I watch kids do the karate I teach them. There, that is less PEDO-ISH. "

Pedo-ish by SomeNerd777 May 18, 2019

Pedo Sarah 

Pedo Sarah is the middle aged high school teacher who preys upon troubled teenagers (usually with a disability) to be her fantasy while she cheats on her husband. Typically Pedo Sarah does this to mainly live out her lesbian fantasy.

Can you believe Pedo Sarah wrote on that girl's senior sidewalk day?

Pedo Sarah by Ich104 December 9, 2021