Payton

She can think highly of herself and her friends and is true in every way. She doesn't think about anything outside of her circle or consequenses. Payton stays true to her friends is really hyper and flexible. She will do whatever she wants and isn't shy about it. She isn't pety. She might think to highly of herself. Payton needs to remember, not everyone loves her. She should be okay with that.

Payton: *makes offensive joke for attention*

Payton: Of course I'm your best friend!

Also Payton: I'm sorry u a loser lol

by Reelbeech January 7, 2018

Payton Reanne Aper

PROM?
~ NJ

Payton Reanne Aper is an amazing person who means alot to me and I don't know what I'd do without her.

by notnmj April 1, 2019

Payton

A REALLY sexy blue eyed boy that always wears hats. Once you give him that 1st joint hes gonna want more to smoke.. Paytons are always stoners, athletics or the asshole you don't want at your party. Sometimes their funny and no matter what he is attractive

Colleen: Is that the new payton at our school?
Julie: Yeah he's a sexy but a total stoner

OR

Parker: Who is wearing jersey #42? He just got us 3 touchdowns!
Gage: That's payton.

by Hisbabyyy420 June 15, 2010

payment

This is one of the laws of social physics. When a man observes a couple and wants to have sex with the female, all the man has to do is simply fight the other male. If he wins, the female immediately forgets about her lover and is forced by nature to have sexual intercourse with this new man. The man will now receive his 'payment' for pulling off such a random and brave stunt. This was discovered when an unknown man witnessed Chuck Norris execute this act and tried to reenact it. Much to his surprise, it worked. This was one of the first laws of social physics ever to be discovered. This also works for women, however, the fight must take place in a kiddie pool filled with either mud or some other slippery substance.

Jim: Hey. I just beat the shit out of your boyfriend.

Sarah: Who? Nevermind. I don't care. Lets have sex!

Jim: Yes! Payment!

by Payment December 14, 2010

Payton's Dad

A person who loves spicy food more than anything in the world.

person 1:"I fucking love spicy food."
person 2: "your such a payton's dad!"

by skykam007 March 30, 2010

payton

whore

payton

by trondo321 December 12, 2019

Payson

SUPER SEXY TALENTED LAXER

teammate 1- hey did you see Payson out on the field today?

teammate 2- omg i know she is sooo good! i wish i was as skilled at the art of laxing as she is!

teammate 3- ditto! but thats like physically impossible. shes that amazing.

all three teammates- *sigh*

by laneyyyyylooooo April 22, 2011