Booger Patch

That little spot, on the carpet of your vehicle, between the seat and the door, for planting those tenacious nose blockers that won't flick off your finger

After hanging his finger out the window, at 60 miles per hour, the nose clogger just wouldn't leave John's digit, so he planted it in the "booger patch"!

by CreekGuy April 08, 2011

Harold patch

a skin disease that itches really bad.

My Harold patch is creepy and itchy and grosses out all the girls at the bar.

by Harold Patch October 17, 2008

Pumpkin Patch

An unwanted patch of zits on the forehead.

Dang it! I have a pumpkin patch!

by Shrekiskek March 08, 2018

Snatch patch

Group of nasty slutty bitches.

Look at that snatch patch over there

by Austin Bissell February 04, 2015

Moob Patch

An item of clothing worn over one moob but not the other. Essentially an eyepatch, but for a moob.

Joe: What on earth is that? It's like half a bikini??
Josh: What a lovely moob patch you have!

Jack: Why thank you!

Josh: (eyes wide open in excitement) Oh my god I want one!

by CockWattle April 17, 2012

Pocket Patch

1.Someone who is really attractive/cute to you, who you just want to 'put into your pocket' because they're so darn cute.

2.A nickname for someone named Patrick.

1.That Timothee Chalamet, he's a little young for me but I'd consider him a Pocket Patch.
2. Patrick-he goes by Pocket Patch, Pocket Patcholino, Pocket Patch Adams, etc.

by Gene Tear Knee January 28, 2022

tardy patch

If you are too late in keeping the spill of your condom from dripping onto your partner you have a tardy patch! It comes from mustard patch which I heard these cheerleaders back in high school talking about in front of my locker.

Babycakes, I left my tardy patch on your quilt. Sweetie Pie get out of my bed please and go take a bath.

by hexicon September 13, 2006