k-os

A Canadian rapper/singer/songwriter/producer, whose given name is Kevin Brereton. His stage name is pronounced /ˈkeɪ.ɒs/ "chaos," and the letters stand for "Knowledge of Self," although he has stated in interviews that the letters originally stood for "Kevin's Original Sound." Unlike many mainstream hip-hop artists, k-os generally does not focus on violence and sexual bravado, but rather introspective lyrics, love, and spirituality. While he still sometimes mentions the streets, he does so in a more philosophical, reflective way. Some of his best known songs include "Superstarr, Pt. Zero," "I Wish I Knew Natalie Portman," and "Crabbuckit."

Club DJ: Now we gonna play a joint from k-os, called "Superstarr, Part Zero!"
Club Kid: Huh? Who the hell is "chaos"?

k-os by loop zoop July 17, 2011

Mac OS X 

The shitiest computer platform ever made! All it ever does is makes weird sounds and freezes.

-Oh by the way, I'm a PC user!!!

Oh my god, she uses an apple! Uuugh... I'm so not HER friend anymore!

Mac OS X by Mere-Tear February 2, 2005

Van Os

a person or group of people who immediately draw the attention of everyone around them. Jealousy usually arises from knowing or watching a Van Os. Everyone wants to be a Van Os.

look at that Van Os, I want to be one. How do I become as amazing and popular as a Van Os?

Van Os by Xavier Ell October 28, 2010

t/os 

An abbreviation of 'Turn-ons'.

person 1: hey babe, what are your t/os?
person 2: ...I'm a guy
person 1: so?

t/os by Diet N00blet October 13, 2007

Mac OS X 

Apple's OS that is much better than OS 9. Contrary to popular belief, OS X is NOT based on FreeBSD. It only borrows a couple components. It is based off Darwin OS, another Operating System by Apple. Darwin IS a flavor of UNIX, therefore Mac OS X is based on UNIX, just not based off of FreeBSD UNIX.

It can run simple Windows programs using WINE + Darwine.

Again, contrary to popular belief, OS X is perfect for games.

It can run games like GTA: SA for Windows under Cider without any lag.

Many games have already been ported to OS X - like Call of Duty 4.

Runs both games on a 2010 11" Macbook Air.

Runs slightly worse on a PC/Hackintosh, since most PCs don't have support for Quartz Extreme, a necessary graphics component for watching videos with Quicktime, 3D Animations, Games, etc.

Man, I wish I could play CoD 2 on my Hackintosh, but my graphics card doesn't support QT/QE...

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Person 1: Qwegleh! Mac OS X is based on FreeBSD! Aijoobah!

Person 2: Mleehook! Ya, ya, FreeBSD!

(Smart) Person 3: Hey, 'tards! It's based on Darwin, it only borrows some components from FreeBSD.

People 1 & 2: Kweejeemah! Us no like-ey! Us no care-ey! Michcollobunzigha! Us be go now in go machine that go-go vroom!

Person 1: Enchofalgakh!

Person 2: Ufchontingrtagher!

(Smart) Person 3: Whatever.

Mac OS X by OSXTree May 13, 2011

BI OS 

To like both Windows 8 "Modern UI" and Apple's IOS and Mountain Lion flavours.

To take it to the max in both worlds, and still be able to be friends with your MSFT loving friends and their "Metro" UI UX and Apple lovers with their fruity UI

Dude, don't fight me on it, I don't care.. I love Apple Mountain Lion and Windows 8. I'm BI OS baby. So calm the fuck down ya cunt! Fruits and Metro they can live together.

BI OS by i2k August 16, 2012

D'os 

Abbreviation for Doritos.

Quiet night in. Movie. Family share bag o' Cool Ranch D'os.

D'os by cambo_winterfell90 June 10, 2014