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obsessbian 

Combination of words "obsessed" and "lesbian." A girl who claims to be straight, but is obsessed with other girls. An obsessbian will usually pick out a couple of victims and make those girls the center of their obsessianism.
Laura: OMG! BRENDA! I LOVE YOU! TALK TO ME BRENDA! YOU LOOK SO PRETTY TODAY BRENDA! COME GIVE ME A HUG! I LOVE YOU BRENDA! I KNOW YOU LOVE ME TOO!
-starts chasing Brenda-
-Brenda starts to run-
Brenda: EW! GET AWAY FROM ME YOU OBSESSBIAN!
obsessbian by Hi Phant December 31, 2010

Obsessive Jonas Disorder

or OJD. A symptom caused by too much Jonas. If you say the name "Jonas" and your friend screams, you know she's got it. Normally found in teenage girls especially around tour time. Or 3D movie time. Or J.O.N.A.S time. Or all three. Send her to Team Jonas immediately.
After seeing the new 3D movie I had major Obsessive Jonas Disorder.

Obsessionist 

A person who is overly-obsessed/addicted to one thing, and then leave it behind in favor of being into something else, and then continuing the cycle of jumping from one thing to the other.
"Gosh, wasn't Aurelia into Pokemon last week?"

"Yup, and it was Kingdom Hearts before that, Devil May Cry before THAT..."

"She's quite the Obsessionist, isn't she?"

OSD - Obsessive Smiley Disorder 

Kinda self-explanatory, its using a shit ton of smilies in every single one of your conversations online/texting.
=) =P 8D =0 =( =\ ^.^ ^.- <----this person has OSD - Obsessive Smiley Disorder

OCDBD (Obsessive Compulsive Douche Bag Disorder) 

Clinical name for being a total d bag, most of the time.
Many automobile drivers have OCDBD (Obsessive Compulsive Douche Bag Disorder). An example of OCDBD is not signaling before switching lanes.

status obsessioning 

1)changing ur status every 5 mins to tell the whole world how ur work, ur day and pet fish is.

2)status obsessioning occurs most to pmsy woman (or even guys) who change their status every 1 mintue according to their mood.

3)spending ur day looking 4 kwl things 2 write 4 a status and whenever a new thought occurs u think about writing it on a stauts, then decide its too lame

4)writing really random song quotes on statuses and confusing the hell outta people
status obsessioning:

1) off to work... (5 min later) hey thats a kwl looking tree...(5min later)... i wonder was time it is...

2)i hate that !@#$ boy!! (1 min later) baby im sorry... (1 min later) whatever, i dont wana c u again (1 min later) pleeese take me bak!!!

3)mmm.. that shakespeare quote is kwl... but na, people wont like it... hey i know wat i could write.... naaa... i wonder if people will think if writing about my friends is kwl..

4)**yea yea doo bi doo bi tra la la la**