Email-happy

Someone who sends shitloads of emails to all their friends. It's like Inbox-happy but from the other angle.
An email-happy person clogs up your inbox with stupid short messages or links to viral videos.

She is such an email-happy moron, she really pisses me off. Last week she sent me the same email three times, and they were about sandwiches.

by AnkhianMorePork November 04, 2011

email club

noun. A group with which one exchanges emails regarding information, whether relevant and meaningful or random and inconsequential. Note: Most emails are exchanged during work hours, but after-hours email clubbing is allowed when issues of great importance or great randomness occur.

Why is that 40-year-old woman wearing stripper heels at Costco? The email club needs to hear about this.

by mb holla May 05, 2008

Retorical Email

Asking questions in an email that are retorical.

Hey buddy what is up? How are you? What have you been up to?

by fordickson April 29, 2003

Psychic Email

When you read an email, intend to write back but forget or delay too long, yet assume the person knew that you would answer or had answered.

"I didn't hear back about you going to the party."

"Sorry I forgot answer, didn't you get my psychic email?"

by chataholic April 15, 2010

email overload

The phenomenon whereby office workers are overwhelmed by email; esp. spam, and other junk mail.

He quit his job because email overload burned him out.

by Rachel Champagne June 17, 2006

email me

A polite way of saying piss off.

-You're not going out tonight.
- Whatever, email me.

by GOD February 08, 2005

3000 emails

Donald Trump's only defense when losing an argument against Hillary Clinton.

Hillary Clinton: "I will create good jobs, raise money for charities, and help..."
Donald Trump: "3000 emails!"

by Fxxk it October 20, 2016