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Naked Log

A turd that has been left in an un-flushed toilet with no accompanying toilet paper.
I was at my sister's house and went to take a piss and saw a naked log left by one of her kids. I told her but, in typical fashion, she just blamed it on someone else's kid.
by punchodex October 31, 2011
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naked resignation

For one to quit his current job before getting the next one.
A: "I quit my shitty job yesterday."
B: "oh, you got another one?"
A: "Nope, it was a naked resignation."
B: "Man, you got balls!"
by beat me with a stick August 16, 2016
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Naked Chicken Chalupa

A taco with the shell made of chicken. Eaten by the Legend27 and JoeysWorldTour.
The naked chicken chalupa WEWEWEWEWEW
by Cy O'Hare March 14, 2017
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Naked Dingus

A common action where a person, usually a male, will pull down their trousers, bend over and repeatedly slam a clenched fist into the crevice of their behind.

This is used as a mocking device from person to person, or performed upon request in order to gain laughs from a group.
“Rowan, I want a naked dingus now!”
by ATF PB August 18, 2020
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Naked November

When a person wears no clothes around there house or to bed during the month of November
Chad : Thanks for having me over to dinner Jillian Steve's cooking gives me the shits.
Jillian : No problem ill be right back to start cooking.
Chad : O Wow! Do you always parade around the house naked!
Jillian : No not usually but it's Naked November silly!
Chad : Oh yeah I totally forgot I should get naked too, wow you have really cute tits.

Jillian : Thanks my boyfiend like to suck on them and wow you have a really big cock.
Chad : Thanks all the girls like to suck it, wow your shaved pussy looks so smooth.
Jillian : Thanks my boyfriend like to shave it it turns him on.
Chad : I bet it does so where is your boyfriend anyway?
Jillian : Oh he's in Texas on business for the whole month of November.
Chad : Gee what a shame he dosen't get to enjoy Naked November.
Jillian : Yeah I really miss his tit sucks, pussy shave's, and all night dick poundings!

Chad : Yeah Naked November is just not the same without an all night dick pound is it.
Jillian : So are you gonna fuck the shit out of me or what!
Chad : Mmmm God Bless Naked November!
by SlopNChop November 23, 2020
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Dahmer-nated

"Dude i fuckin dahmer-nated that annoying dog yesterday"
"hell yeah!"
"yea this time i used a butterfly knife"
by Dahmer666 April 26, 2010
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Rear Naked Bum Hold

An MMA move in which a male will grab the opponent by the neck and insert his penis into his opponents rear, they are both naked when this happens, the move will continue until the opponent taps out/submits
Corben: yo did you see the fight last night
George: yeah
Corben: couldn’t believe the rear naked bum hold
by The $toked November 21, 2019
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