Murk

To mercilessly beat the bajeebies out of a fella. To beat em’ right into next week. To beat the daylight outta them. To beat ‘em so bad they’re seein’ stars. To beat ‘em so bad they drop dead, dead as a door nail.

Ryan: Man, I could easily murk Tiny Tim from A Christmas Carol.
Mark: Amen!

by CEO of Screaming December 19, 2021

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a person you dislike so much, or don’t have much feeling 4

“how’d you feel about meeting marla ?”
“she’s a murk”

by riconasty515 September 3, 2018

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murk

To Kill/Defeat (depends on context). Derived from the word mercenary.

Alternative spelling : Merk.

Von got murked in Atlanta. RIP.

by The Hood Translator January 15, 2024

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When someone kills someone or short for murder in a gang or rapper form Murk

Person 1:*gun shots* yea got you now

Person 2: *tried to catch air* just wait
Person 3 (witness):oh shit they just got murked 😳
Person 1:Mhm that’s that shit he deserved

by K4ASHIN MONEY 😜 March 8, 2021

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When you are having an important discussion about a given topic, and a guy then just randomly says a stupid and non-topic sentence.

Todd: Yes, I think if you add a little basil to the egg, it'll be much tastier.
Greg: You're right, I should do that.
Chad: I just farted!
Todd and Greg: Could you just stop f*cking Murking?!

by Relkozien March 28, 2019

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Murk-and-Jerk

To rush one or many juicy, delectable freshmen for a pledge class in a traditional Greek organization. Accomplished by networking friend groups, holding fun events, and getting frosh laid.

Frosh: "Yo Frat Star, I'm having a really great time at this event. I got laid because of you. I'm definitely going you guys!"

Frat Star: "Damn right. I murk-and-jerked you 😎"

by TheFratLordSupreme October 16, 2016

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