creek mule

The male version of a swamp donkey, very ugly and usually fat boy who hangs around and bars and clubs waiting for you sexually assault females who were too drunk to defend themselves.

This motherfucker is a creek mule.

by Creek mule 753 August 5, 2017

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Drug Mule

Noun, cocktail recipe

Ingredients:
Vodka, whiskey, or preferably tequila-6 oz
Sparkling CBD water-12 oz can
Ginger beer-2 cups

Combine all ingredients in a shaker. Stir slowly with a bar spoon as to not disturb the carbonation. Strain into a copper mug. Add ice, garnish with a slice of lime. Serves 4.

Bar patron: We are feeling kind of anxious about this presentation at work tomorrow, I think all of us need a stiff drink to mellow out.
Bartender: How about a batch of Drug Mules? The CBD water will calm your nerves and the booze will help too.

Bar patron: Done.

by lastfrontiermama September 28, 2019

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kewl mule

the most osum way to explain a kewl situation. similar to the phrase "awesome possum" you can use it any time of day to describe kewl things

jon: hay, i just bought me self a horse

mikey: WOW! KEWL MULE!

by irock1234567 February 26, 2012

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Mortgage Mule

A man or woman who engages in paying the mortgage too long in a bad marriage or living arrangement, and then feels taken advantage of at the end of the relationship.

Harry felt like a Mortgage Mule. He took care of his wife and family for years, then found out his wife cheated, and was just using him to pay the mortgage, so she had security and a place to sleep.

by Mamahipster December 26, 2011

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