by PJ75 September 16, 2007
Get the loop the mulemug. 1. A person that can handle multiple penises without being shaken.
2. A woman who has sex like she is getting paid.
3. A large woman whom tries really hard to please a man. Often she will accept uncomfortable positions and bizarre antics in stride. She treats the dick as though it is her only means of survival.
2. A woman who has sex like she is getting paid.
3. A large woman whom tries really hard to please a man. Often she will accept uncomfortable positions and bizarre antics in stride. She treats the dick as though it is her only means of survival.
by Drizzol October 12, 2010
Get the dick mulemug. The male version of a swamp donkey, very ugly and usually fat boy who hangs around and bars and clubs waiting for you sexually assault females who were too drunk to defend themselves.
by Creek mule 753 August 5, 2017
Get the creek mulemug. Having sex doggy style in front of the Christmas tree, while you both wear santa hats, and the guy blows his wad on to the tree.
by Dave_Digler_Rva January 23, 2022
Get the christmas mulemug. A man or woman who engages in paying the mortgage too long in a bad marriage or living arrangement, and then feels taken advantage of at the end of the relationship.
Harry felt like a Mortgage Mule. He took care of his wife and family for years, then found out his wife cheated, and was just using him to pay the mortgage, so she had security and a place to sleep.
by Mamahipster December 26, 2011
Get the Mortgage Mulemug. Noun, cocktail recipe
Ingredients:
Vodka, whiskey, or preferably tequila-6 oz
Sparkling CBD water-12 oz can
Ginger beer-2 cups
Combine all ingredients in a shaker. Stir slowly with a bar spoon as to not disturb the carbonation. Strain into a copper mug. Add ice, garnish with a slice of lime. Serves 4.
Ingredients:
Vodka, whiskey, or preferably tequila-6 oz
Sparkling CBD water-12 oz can
Ginger beer-2 cups
Combine all ingredients in a shaker. Stir slowly with a bar spoon as to not disturb the carbonation. Strain into a copper mug. Add ice, garnish with a slice of lime. Serves 4.
Bar patron: We are feeling kind of anxious about this presentation at work tomorrow, I think all of us need a stiff drink to mellow out.
Bartender: How about a batch of Drug Mules? The CBD water will calm your nerves and the booze will help too.
Bar patron: Done.
Bartender: How about a batch of Drug Mules? The CBD water will calm your nerves and the booze will help too.
Bar patron: Done.
by lastfrontiermama September 28, 2019
Get the Drug Mulemug. by Dunky Oggins October 28, 2003
Get the muffin the mulemug.