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Muddy Mandel

The act of cunnilingus while the receiver defecates on the toilet, thus leaving a streak of feces between the chin and lip of the performer, which resembles Howie Mandel's soul patch from the mid-00's. Analogous to the blumpkin.
Emily: I heard Brian gave Tiffany a mean muddy Mandel for their one year anniversary!

Stephanie: Tiffany's so lucky - she found a keeper for sure.
by THEbigAGGIE May 22, 2017
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Muddy Pe Da

When a toothless Pe Da is receiving anal sex from another man and he pulls out and the Pe Da proceeds to give his friend a blow job while scrapping the shit off his Dick with his dental implant posts.
Next time please don’t bite down so hard when giving me a muddy Pe Da
by Muddygummybear July 16, 2023
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Muddy Lizard

The use of anal sex whilst the receiver has not cleaned their anus.
Joe told Jessica: "no don't wipe, i want a muddy lizard"
by TheMuddyLizardMan February 12, 2015
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Muddy Lizard

Something Laina (Overly attached girlfriend) would eat for a million dollars
"I would definitely eat a muddy lizard for a million dollars"
by KatieW July 8, 2012
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Mudded

A slang word used to describe something fucked up, ruined, or horrible/bad.
by DEADSHØT888 January 27, 2021
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muddleglossia

Random, indecipherable strings of gibberish resulting from indiscriminate use of an online translator. Closely resembles the Pentecostal practice of "glossalalia" - the act of babbling gobbledygook and falling down like an ass in front of a whole congregation of people.
User input in Online Translator: "I would like a piece of pie."

Translator output (Latin): "Ut a piece of pie."

User: Nothing but f-ing muddleglossia! How am I going to finish my ipsum Latin homework? Wait, ipsum? Oh! More f-ing muddleglossia...
by poetcetera February 12, 2012
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Muddah Ass

by Trini mario April 7, 2016
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