Motherfucker

used for comparison.
the second best, or second worst thing in all the universe

-it is colder than a motherfucker out here.
-it is hotter than a motherfucker in here
-this burger is tastier than a motherfucker
-god damn, that byatch is finer than a motherfucker.

by spanky July 24, 2003

rear eschelon motherfucker

a term used by those in military situations on the FRONT lines of battle to describe those who AREN'T

"we have to risk our asses up in here on the front lines while those REAR ESCHELON MOTHERFUCKERS are back there chillin

by big daddy mac rocket October 7, 2009

motherfuckeress

MOTHERFUCKER + ess

some b.a.d motherfucking bitches out there,

pretty motherfuckeress

by smashOnEm January 17, 2013

Disingenuous Dense Motherfucker

Someone that has to know something about something or they couldn't tie their shoes.
You should be as aggressive as possible when saying this.

Matto: Did you know about it?
Anon: I don't know anything, man.
Matto: YOU DISINGENUOUS DENSE MOTHERFUCKER OBVIOUSLY YOU HAVE TO KNOW SOMETHING ABOUT SOMETHING OR YOU COULDN'T TIE YOUR SHOES!

by Henrique_Radical November 3, 2021

shit ass motherfucker

Someone who mixes the cans of tuna in oil with the cans of tuna in water at the supermarket.

(guy arrives home from grocery shopping- starts to unload)
"tuna in oil!?! What the fuck? Shit ass motherfucker mixed up the cans again. Fuck."

by ssatihs November 14, 2011

Shady motherfucker

A person who doesn't tell anyone where he or she is going. Or tries to hide where they are going or have been from other people. Also see douche bag.

Rockville was being a shady motherfucker with this busted as girl last night. An didn't tell anyone.

by wookie1234567 May 21, 2009

Motherfucker Jones

When someone is stereotyped, but then breaks the mold

Businessman: *looking at him like he doesn't have money because he is black* Sir, we are going to have a large upfront cash investment....
Motherfucker Jones: *drops sack of cash on table* I'll take 3

Dude 1: Yeah, I don't have the money to pay you
Dude 2: I'll take that watch, then
Dude 1: Motherfucker Jones!

by theartistformerlyknownasyang February 16, 2015