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Mortal Masturbation March

The female equivalent to Destroy Dick December.
Starting 12AM March, bust a squirt everyday until 12AM April 1. On March 1, squirt once, on the second, squirt twice, and on the third, squirt three times... etc.
No Finger February is a training for Mortal Masturbation March.
Are you ready for Mortal Masturbation March?
Hell ya
by creatorMortalMasturbationMarch November 13, 2018
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mortalled

completely blazed out of your mind drunk and/or high
I want to go out and get mortalled tonight.
by missscarlett October 24, 2008
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Mortis

A declaration of disdain, disgust, disapproval, or disappointment.
No we can't get McDonalds
Mortis mortis!
by AirTrafficControl2 August 21, 2020
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Morty

The shit u take when ur incompetent morally superior grandson ruins ur days event
I got to take a big fat morty
by Im yourr mammy April 15, 2019
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morticide

DEFINITION 1: Killing the dead.
DEFINITION 2: A song from The Binding of Isaac: Repentance OST.
EXAMPLE 1: PERSON 1: Is doing morticide possible?
PERSON 2: I'm guessing not.

EXAMPLE 2: PERSON 1: Wanna listen to Morticide?
PERSON 2: Yeah! It's a great song!
by what pseudonym do i use February 15, 2022
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Mortiis

An excellent abience/insustrial synth artist who has an amazing stage show and wears goblin/troll make-up.
Mortiis fucking owns.
by Chris Macabre March 5, 2004
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li mortacci tua

An italian way used to insult dead relatives. Mostly used in the centre of Italy (Rome).
Es. "Ao Robè ma li mejo mortacci tua!"
Hey Rob, li mortacci tua
by Nagasakia March 17, 2016
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