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child molester

2. (n.) a plain white, pocketless t-shirt, sometimes clean but most of the time stained by mustard, katsup or other condiments, worn by child molesters around the world. possibly realted to the wife beater, the child molester is also worn by all races and sizes of men.
"Thier whole crew was sportin child molesters...must be a gang thing."
by Na$ty Nate & Jr. June 24, 2005
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child molester

by localpriest October 25, 2019
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McGeester Face

A really really silly looking animal or person. More commonly used towards animals. Less commonly used to describe people, unless their combination of facial features is really really really silly looking!
B: Awww what a cute cat, what's his name?

G: Yawni.

B: Yawnnniii to the McGeester face to the McGuyster face!

Person: dude, look at that guy.

Other person: omg, thats a McGeester Face if I've ever seen one!
by Chicken_grundle March 25, 2011
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Mister Meester

The name called to one who prides himself of sexual acts with ones twice his age. Also known as a Mushroom head, one whos hair has the appearance of Mushmouth of the 70's and 80's hit cartoon Fat Albert.
You bagged that wrinkled bag of a lady? Damn Mister Meester, you are a modern day senior Cassanova!
or: I hope you didn't pay for that haircut Mister Meester.
by anonymous jerkoff January 21, 2005
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molesterbate

1: To touch yourself in an unwanted sexual manner.

2: To molest someone while touching yourself in a sexual manner.
1: "Don't molesterbate Alex!" "You think I want to do this Tom?!?!"

2: "The old man behind Wal-Mart knocked me out and I woke up to him whacking off while touching me... He really does love to molesterbate..."
by longduckdong August 5, 2014
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Bike Molester

BMX riders...they do crazy ass stunts on their bikes and it looks like they're killing the damn thing.
Fruitbooter: Yo woodpusher, get the hell out the way.
Woodpusher: Naw dude tell the fkn bike molester to quit cuttin me off!
Bike Molester: This is fkn wicked!!
Fruitbooter: Get the fck out the way, you fkn bike molester!!!
by tom--> e August 28, 2007
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molesterbating

1) dude george is molesterbating trae
2) trae molsterbates himself too much
by piznitch November 6, 2003
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