monkey

"feeding the monkey" or "having the monkey" is the glaswigean for the need to have a spliff as soon as possible. it can also mean a general urge to do something silly and not really useful.

hey willy,fancy feeding the monkey?

by giorgiorodin August 24, 2006

The Monkey

The Monkey Is Good
The Monkey Is Great
We Surrendur Ourselves As Of This Date.


The Monkey is the wise and cruel god, who rules the Earth from his throne in the centre of the Earth.
He's bloody brilliant.

OMG I GOT LEPORASY!!!!11
Must be The Monkey.

by Anonymous June 27, 2003

Monkey

1. a man, a fellow(mildly contemptuous)

2. An energetic child.

"move it monkeys, move it"

by Light Joker July 31, 2004

monkey

Any face card in a game of black jack.

"After hitting an ace on the first card all he needed was a monkey for black jack."

by Brian May 03, 2004

monkey

Monkey's near rhyming slang for skunk: strong marijuana buds.

Good monkey has little crystals of pollen falling from it. The pollen sticks to plastic, so you shouldn't really store it in baggies.

Got any monkey for tonight? I'm plenty ready for a smoke.

by dj_monged August 27, 2004

monkey

1. Hot, attractive (often applies to members of the Checks)
2. Just generally great

You think Sven is monkey but I know Jacob is way monkeyer.
If we went to that gig it would be so monkey.

by Mims May 07, 2005

Monkey

1. a certain type of key that can only be used on Monday at 2:22 pm Eastern MVES time it is favored by all with little to no brain cells left

I will use the Monkey to open a brain

by Samsauce January 11, 2022