monkess

A female monkey.

My monkey misses his monkess whenever she is not around.

by NatalieLane October 15, 2010

Monkeyshanked

To be stabbed in such a way as to cause the victim to never walk fully upright again

Man, she monkeyshanked him so bad, he walks like an extra in planet of the apes!

by User_Name2 July 5, 2011

MonkeySlap

This monkey slaps everything including his keyboard at a top speed of 130wpm. Most monkeys are primitive normies, but this Abnormal is godly at comedy, guessing countries, selecting leaders and owning dead servers.

MonkeySlap is so good at Countries Hangman!

by nlnjawacky November 8, 2020

Monkeism

there is one god and one god only and that is harambe

Guy1: Hey Dude Man I Follow A New Religion Its Called Monkeism
Guy2: Yooooo! Cool Dude Man I Gonna Follow That Aswell

by ArranEXE October 14, 2021

Monkeism

An act in which you adhere to being against a monkeist-someone who accepts the inner monke

'that is just pure monkeism'
what a monkeist

by Tpablo October 24, 2022

fudgey monkeys

A curse word to be used in times of frustration.

Fudgey monkeys, my computer isn't working.

by imyjimmy October 20, 2008

Mankey Monkeys

A Friends ship group that never stops caring for each other

Aye you’re the Mankey Monkeys, right?

by Videogamesarethebestperiod. May 21, 2021