mole patrol

a group or gathering of rude, sniggering, conformist females who make unjustified remarks about others in their spare time.

I was sitting, eating my carrot when the mole patrol passed me.

by ra_starz_again June 26, 2007

mole frijole

1. n/v: pouring chocolate sauce on your partner's backside and then tossing their salad.
2. n: that 'special' chunky coating on a male or a toy's exterior after anal intercourse.

When he went south-of-the-border with his lover he gave her the most fantastic mole frijole known to humankind.

by m. sherman March 30, 2008

Wogan's Mole

An obvious genital bulge visible through clothing, especially where moleskin and a British TV and radio personality are concerned.

Cross your legs mate, I can see your Wogan (Wogan's Mole) from here!

by Steven Moss January 5, 2009

the sneaky mole

When a man ejaculates in a girls mouth without any warning.

Cody pulled the sneaky mole on that chick last night.

by the mola December 8, 2009

Gunny mole

Naval slang for a prostitute smuggled on board ship. Often hidden in the gun batteries to service multiple sailors.

The gunny mole is waiting in forward gun 2. It's 50 bucks, but she does everything!

by JoBaker February 17, 2010

magic mole

When your having sexy time with a female women and you see her bellybutton. You insert the meetstick into the bellybutton with as much force as 3 full grown Harambes, while catching the female women off gaurd you then hershey squirt. Making the backsplash the creation of the magic mole.

Female: Did shit on me?

Male: Yes mom I did, that's a magic mole.

by Shitmonger November 25, 2016

mole easter

a wonderful human being probably by the name of caroline. they are usually very pretty and talented and don't rape kids

that woman is a real mole easter

by uassfd August 26, 2017