mole patrol

a group or gathering of rude, sniggering, conformist females who make unjustified remarks about others in their spare time.
I was sitting, eating my carrot when the mole patrol passed me.
by ra_starz_again June 04, 2007
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mole frijole

1. n/v: pouring chocolate sauce on your partner's backside and then tossing their salad.
2. n: that 'special' chunky coating on a male or a toy's exterior after anal intercourse.
When he went south-of-the-border with his lover he gave her the most fantastic mole frijole known to humankind.
by m. sherman March 31, 2008
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Wogan's Mole

An obvious genital bulge visible through clothing, especially where moleskin and a British TV and radio personality are concerned.
Cross your legs mate, I can see your Wogan (Wogan's Mole) from here!
by Steven Moss November 09, 2007
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the sneaky mole

When a man ejaculates in a girls mouth without any warning.
Cody pulled the sneaky mole on that chick last night.
by the mola December 08, 2009
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dumb mole

a type of person who's just a real dickhead
emma: fuck off you fat cunt

bayley: stop being a dumb mole
by thisbitchemptyyeeeeeet June 30, 2017
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magic mole

When your having sexy time with a female women and you see her bellybutton. You insert the meetstick into the bellybutton with as much force as 3 full grown Harambes, while catching the female women off gaurd you then hershey squirt. Making the backsplash the creation of the magic mole.
Female: Did shit on me?

Male: Yes mom I did, that's a magic mole.
by Shitmonger November 25, 2016
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Molly Mole

Molly Mole is an absolute Fuck-Head, her noes looks like the tip of a penis and her glasses make her look like a wanker, Molly wants to fuck Peppa in the ass cheeks and suck George's Fanny Flaps, overall, Molly Mole is a Cunt, Hoe, Slut, Whore, Fucker, Dildo-Sucker, Fanny Flap Licker and Dick. :)
Peppa: Molly Mole, where is your house?
Molly: In the ground! :D
Peppa's mind: oh shit, shes so fucking dirt poor that she lives in the ground, ugh, we're probably gonna have rabbit shit and bat cum for dinner.
by Mummy Mole October 16, 2019
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