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dirt mitt

A nasty hand, one that has recently touched a crotch, anus, mouth, or any other contaminate. Typically used when the contaminated hand is in danger of touching you, as in:
Dude get your dirt mitts away from me, I don't want that cat shit on my skin!
by mudpiglet October 21, 2006
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snake mittens

An ill-conceived idea which is spectacularly useless. This phrase originated with the Dilbert comic strip.
"Hey, what do you think of my solar-powered flashlight?"

"I think it's about as useful as snake mittens."
by Heathen 2.0 April 27, 2008
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fifteen minutes

this is a standard definiton of time used today that bears no real conviction whatsoever, fifteen minutes can be anyware between five minutes and five hours or possibly longer if the individual stating the fifteen minute deadline is a real flake. This is a timeframe typically given by an individual with a minimum 30 minute drive to thier destination that hasnt even woken up yet who is already late when you call them to find out where they are. This timeframe is also given by the same individual when they are stuck in traffic a minimum of 15 miles away that is moving at 5 miles an hour, we can all do the math on that one.
Me: Dude what the fuck, ive been waiting for you for like an hour where the hell are you

Friend: Ill be there in fifteen minutes
by sonofturbo October 7, 2009
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Facebook Mittens

The thumbs up symbol on Facebook next to the "Like" button.
I gave her the Facebook Mittens on her status.
by Ol' Trace Face December 11, 2010
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stoner minute

Many debates on what this actually is. But officially a stoner minute is 7 minutes. Because 7 minutes is the equivalent of 420 seconds.
I told that fucker to give me a stoner minute

About 420 seconds
by kstan3 December 1, 2010
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Hungarian Mittens

The warm sensation you get when you sit on your hands and fart.
Jim: Dude it's so cold out don't you want to take some gloves?!

Barry: Nah bro I'll just use some Hungarian Mittens.
by weaselman March 30, 2012
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Baseball Mitt

When a male sticks his whole hand into a womans vagina opens his hand, and with all his might, lifts the lady into the air and holds her up.
Lady: Turn me into a baseball mitt

Man: Okay.
by King of Cacti May 17, 2014
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