The Mermaid 

My parents' old van. We called it the Mermaid

The Mermaid is gone now.

The Mermaid by EasternEuropeanSlavLover August 28, 2023

A Mermaid

When a girl gives you a blow job and shes underwater and your legs are in the water

Dude she gave me a blow job while i was fishing. She just went underwater and pulled my pants down and sucked away.

Dude you got a mermaid you lucky bastard

A Mermaid by MMAGuido August 10, 2010

The mermaid 

This usually involves a bigger area of water such as a pool, hot tub, etc. This is when a woman gives oral under water until the point of climax without coming up for a breath . when giving the oral it's important the woman doesn't swallow the cum but let's it float in the water and puts it in her hair like a mysterious mermaid would wear pearls.

I went to the hotel and this random bitch gave me the mermaid. I gave her a lot of pearls for her hair

The mermaid by Inked_^monster May 15, 2016

musical mermaid 

Purple. Perfection through confusion. Existence through voice. Omniscience. The lost Oracle, found only by mistake, your loss will bring forth gain. Her answers are hidden in song. Trustworthy Siren - she delivers a message and promises salvation. She gives warmth, compassion, understanding, reason. Headache. love.

A trip to Nordland. The Musical Mermaid calls and says nothing - you hear silence. Faint breath, subtle clicking and rustling paper. You listen. Confusion sets, and a greater understanding of her presence settles. Purple.

musical mermaid by meet her now May 11, 2007

Little Mermaid Syndrome 

Women who are obsessed with royalty.

Women who fawn over members of the royal family, have little mermaid syndrome.

Little Mermaid Syndrome by crimebob32 July 16, 2019

Galactic Mermaid 

A reference to/title of an insert song from the anime Carole and Tuesday. Used when you don't want to directly say cuss words at someone/somebody.

Your hiring processses is a bunch of galactic mermaids, I hope that at least you can fix it as to not inconvenience others in the future. *hits 'send review'*

Galactic Mermaid by sueyourass October 6, 2019

Reverse Little Mermaid 

When you give oral stimulus so vigorously that you end up being unable to speak for three days, like Ariel from The Little Mermaid. Just with more oral sex.

1: Hey, why's your girl not speaking?
2: We got a little intimate and she gave the reverse little mermaid, if you catch my drift

Reverse Little Mermaid by OtheChorizo April 20, 2018