Melon Cake 

Melon Cake is a term used by Demi Lovato. Demi’s management team would give her watermelon cake on her birthday to keep her skinny instead of sugary real cake.

“No more melon cake” But don’t get me started on what “chocolate in the back seat” could only mean.

Melon Cake by Matty_B_69 August 29, 2021

Melon Balling 

The act of having sexual intercourse with a member of the melon family such as a Canteloupe or Honeydew. A hole is drilled in the rind of the melon and it is heated in the microwave to the appropriate temperature.

I caught Hank Melon Balling the students watermelon out by the dumpster this morning. Needless to say, I don't think he should be teaching here any more.

Melon Balling by Meatman January 15, 2006

melon fanny 

Seen in obese women who wear tight fitting trousers. The area at the front between the navel and the vagina appears to have half a water melon stuffed down it.

Jeez, look at the melon fanny on her!

melon fanny by Ken February 2, 2004

Christoper Meloni 

Star of Law and Order: SVU; partner to Mariska Hargitay's character Olivia Benson. Previously starred on the HBO series Oz. Is the sexiest man currently on a crime drama, partnered with the sexiest woman currently on a crime drama.

Christoper Meloni is hot.

Christoper Meloni by torrentia July 10, 2006

Corazon de melon

A Mexican nickname used for love and endearment to refer to a significant other or partner. In English meaning “heart of melon” being the sweetest part of a melon. Altogether referring to someone as sweet.

That boy/girl right there is my Corazon de melon.

Mi amor, mi Alma, Corazon de melon...

Corazon de melon by Kawama May 18, 2021

Microwave a Melon 

To put a melon in a microwave long enough to warm it in and out. Then cut a hole in it and proceed to have sex with it. (only for the MOST desperate of people).

I think i will microwave a melon and have sex with it.

Microwave a Melon by The guy with the face. April 19, 2006

Melon Mashing 

The act of two male individuals painting or carving their dream girls faces on each side of a watermelon including a hole for the mouth. The two individuals proceed to face fuck there masterpiece until they touch dicks in the middle.

"What did you guys end up doing last night?"

"Not much. Just watched a movie with those two hot chics in it. Then we both sculpted their faces on a watermelon did some melon mashing. Ramming Ryans dick half way through the melon was kinda fucked!"

Melon Mashing by RamRad August 14, 2009