Masterbaker

Well you could catch these types of people masterbaking pretty much anytime! As soon as you leave the room, when you nap, or when you get out of the shower you'll probably find these addicts masterbaking all over your personal things.. It gets tiring when all you want is to give your poor stomache a break. But with a masterbaker in the home. Nothing else is getting done!

My fiancee is addicted to masterbaking. He won't stop doing it! He makes such a mess and then just goes and masterbakes some more.

I mean, whatever he makes tastes delicious, but that's not the point.

In my opinion, he's the best masterbaker I've ever known :)

by The Bears! April 4, 2017

masterbait

a particular lure used in the sport of fishing that has a superior quality above others with its class.
ie. to use such a lure

I better win now, I've been masterbaiting all day long!!!!

by Genius February 27, 2004

masterbathing

The act of bathing thoroughly and for a lenghty period of time.

If you are in the shower for more than 45 minutes, you are masterbathing.

by CaptainOJ June 10, 2007

masterbate

the act of pleasuring ones self, usually while shouting obscenities such as "God yes" or "Get down"

"Everyone likes a good masterbate."

by Greg Satin January 15, 2003

Masterbatheing

To jerk off in the bathtub. It only counts if you come in the bath water and continue bathing afterwards.

"Were you masterbatheing this morning when I came over?" "Yeah, and I've been skeeving all day from swimming in my own stew from."

by Smith Jerrod December 4, 2012

phone masterbator

A sex freak who leaves a voice mail message about having sex while masterbating.

I can't believe that guy did that to you. Isn't there a phone masterbator law?

by Bagitbabe October 10, 2008

Masterbade

To touch or rub your own sexual organs for sexual pleasure.

Oh my God don't masterbade in the kitchen.

by Mr.Dyke May 30, 2018