Massive Jk

it is "just kidding" but for things even more serious

Bob: your mom's a whore steve
Steve: what the hell man
Bob:Massive jk

by fullmetal pharoh May 8, 2010

Massive Maggot

A guy that gets ladies but is very spoiled and doesn’t actually care about anyone’s feelings even though they seem nice. They probably do crack.

That guy is such a Massive Maggot

by HunkyMonkey69 July 24, 2020

Massive Tot

A drinking session of epic proportion

I was only staying for a few beers with the lads and all of a sudden it turned into a Massive Tot

by My-Key-Dee September 13, 2010

Big Massive

When you get a big mac at McDonalds

Bro do u wanna head to Maccas and grab a Big Massive?

by bigmassive64 March 12, 2020

Massive Lie

When someone lies about something serious, little, or nothing at all.

Nick: “Im a good person” Corvo: “Massive Lie”

by Corvo Riley 7 June 22, 2018

massive salami

someone whos a cunt, or your best friend either one really. can be used to describe a situation as bullshit or hella lit. only spelt like
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"oi look at that massive salami o'er there"
"oh yeah she such a cunteth"

"dude that's such massive salami"

by thelævfam December 27, 2018

massively zeke

something that is incredibly cool. Derived from the temperature Absolute Zero, or zero degrees Kelvin.

Man, that new MMORPG is massively zeke!

by GraceSorrow March 4, 2009