Glaswegian Marathon

When you're so charged after a sesh you opt out of a cab and just run home full speed.

"How did you get home last night?" "Had a Glaswegian Marathon run on the way home and didn't have money for an uber anyways."
"How yoos get home last night, was alright?" "Had a Glasgae Marathon runner on the way home and dinae have money for an uber anyways."

by osuiqueue May 11, 2019

life marathon

The act of staying awake for an unusually long stretch of time. It generally becomes a life marathon after you've been awake for a full 24 hours.

Sorry if I'm a little spacey, I'm in hour 30 of a life marathon right now.

I have work, 2 papers due, and a wedding to go to. I'm going to have to pull a life marathon.

by sangreazul December 21, 2010

night-marathon

A series of bad dreams in a single night.

"I slept terribly, as I suffered from a night-marathon."

by rickbbiking April 21, 2013

Running the marathon

To successfully lay with a person from each age bracket

He banged a 51 year old and a 46 year old. I think he’s running the marathon

by Walnutted January 18, 2023

Grape marathon

This is a drink made with grape vodka and red bull.

Can I have a grape marathon?

by Hawthorne place May 25, 2013

Marathon

As in a herd of cattle, a pride of lions, or a murder of crows, a "marathon" is the collective for meetings, as in "a marathon of meetings".

Between putting this definition into Urban Dictionary and my marathon of meetings, don't expect me to get any actual work done today.

by dlairman August 22, 2023

The Marathon

Hitting a blunt, pipe, and a bong all in one breath.

"You see Alden hitting all three of those?!" "Yeah, he's fucking up The Marathon"

by bigbaby420 October 8, 2013