marathon

an event where you need to wake up at freezing o'clock in the morning just to run for miles, skipping your daily habit of eating cupcakes and your favorite TV series.

see also: masochism

Join the marathon, they said. It will be fun, they said.

by Steve Yotes Jr December 12, 2016

running the marathon

A female with an exceptionally nice ass.

Derived from the term "its a tight race".

"Damn... she has a nice ass"
"Yeah man, she's running the marathon"

by Robert Schinkleheimerjosefinem December 16, 2008

Midnight marathon

When you go to bed somewhere between midnight and 3 am for no apparent reason than not having to go to work the same morning.

Even if you do have to work the following morning, don't pull a midnight marathon if you aren't exactly sure what you're doing and how to do it safely.

by Sexydimma May 14, 2021

Mickey Mantle Marathon

When a person with almost no training runs a full marathon. The first to document this run was Bert Kreischer, who has what's know among scientists as the Mickey Mantle Gene.

Jake woke up today and decided to run a Mickey Mantle Marathon. Those 26miles almost killed him.

by Trashedcatt October 22, 2019

All-Hole Marathon

A sexual interaction where partners have sexual intercourse with every major orifice on each other’s bodies.

“I suggested an all-hole marathon to my partner”

by Orcafalls October 23, 2023

Hand marathon

Masturbating for so long that your wrist-mounted fitness tracker thinks you have walked 26.2 miles

"My wife is away this weekend, so I'm planning a hand marathon"

by The Otter's Pocket October 15, 2023

8 shot marathon

when one consumes 8 shots of any type of liquor at 1 a.m. or later in rapid succession and proceeds to run a distance of atleast 2 miles

Holy shit I hear Jeremy ran an 8 shot marathon in under 20 minutes!

by dickdrizzle6969 December 18, 2012