manpon

Tightly wound toilet paper that is used to absorb blood from having gotten your "cheeks busted" (prison raped). Often used daily 2 to 3 days after an incident.

"Chad busted my cheeks on the yard, gotta use a manpon for the next few days."

by BigHercHimself June 23, 2020

Manpanion

A description for a boyfriend, when you are too old to use the word boyfriend

My mother in law and her manpanion are coming for dinner tonight

by Face67 November 2, 2020

manpologetics

Systemic justification for the bad (and even toxic or abusive) behavior of men, often made by incels or pick-me's defending misogyny, patriarchy, etc. Examples include glossing over a sexist remark with "he was just joking," interpreting an inappropriate crude comment as "giving a compliment" rather than sexual harassment; and interrupting constructive discourse on problematic male behavior with pleas of #NotAllMen.

Mikaela really came on strong with the manpologetics over that guy who served a woman he invited over for a dinner date unseasoned ground turkey and broccoli, which is not even a full meal (let alone bland and unappetizing).

by MahaKaruna November 9, 2020

Manpology

Not to be confused with a true apology (acknowledging harm done, taking responsibility, and vowing to do better), a Manpology is a way of pretending to be remorseful once caught at sexual harassment, infidelity, or any number of wrong-doing by males. The elements of a Manpology may include, are not limited to:

"I was just kidding."

"I'm sorry if your feelings are hurt."

"I didn't mean to."

"I would never do such a thing."
"I have daughters of my own."

Governor Cuomo held a press conference to make a public manpology to the six women he sexually harassed while in office

by American Moor March 13, 2021

Manpaigning

When two or more dudes inadvertently find themselves trying to convince a woman of an approach or solutions to a problem or question.

Can also be applied when guys are teaming up to convince the wife or girlfriend why they ought to be able to do something sketchy.

“just want to watch Devil Wears Prada tonight and these bros are manpaigning for Super Troopers”

by 420.69hz July 2, 2021

Manpriya

Manpriya is a beautiful girl with a beautiful soul. She is jaw-droppingly gorgeous and she is the type of girl you can love

“bro whos that girl shes beautiful”
“must be manpriya dude”

by febreezeisgreat381 December 1, 2022

manpainted

Human, handmade, art , woman or man created using their hands. Not a copy, or printed, or created artificially, by A.I., an algorithm, filter, or computer generated or computer assisted.

It isn't art unless it was manpainted.

by jocklondon February 5, 2023