by iNDECIsive April 30, 2008
Get the lurkerz mug.A person who didn't get an invite to a keggar who hangs around outside the property line on his KMart skateboard hoping some Humboldt Nuggets will fall out of someones pocket for a ground score.
Spacin Jason is such a Lurker you can't get rid of him and his Boy/Girlfriend 'Fast' Eddy Cocks with a rifle shot over the head.
by blacky9er#7 November 26, 2013
Get the Lurker mug.A person (Usually older) putting down lure modules from Pokemon Go to get kids or younger people to come to him/her .
Larry: Dude! Someone nearby put down a lure module next to that really creepy house!
Simon: I don't know it could be a lurer.
Simon: I don't know it could be a lurer.
by SeVaRe July 10, 2016
Get the Lurer mug.Any location that 3 or more lurpers congregate. Usually an area that is dark and hidden from sight so that the authorities can't see them lighting their meth pipes.
by JoeyBomm August 22, 2021
Get the Lurperville mug.While having sex with a vegetarian with the (presumably) male carnivore on top, slapping her across the face with a raw 18oz+ porterhouse.
by steak@wharton April 19, 2009
Get the The Peter Luger mug.Someone who is distantly related to you in the family tree but is deeply engrained in your facebook life, much to your discontent
This is a literal conversation on facebook I had with my mom's mom's brother's stepson's original mom. We have never met in person...
Me (facebook status): "Grounded for awhile, but I have my phone. Hit me up if you need me."
James: Can we know why you are grounded?
Me: What? No. Flame off.
James: Is it that bad? lol You are really quite the troublemaker! ;-)
Me: Thanks. Flame off James.
James: I cannot say that was a complement, but nontheless, you are welcome! So how have you been? We havent spoken since Tuesday.
Me: No we have never spoken. You chatted me and I didnt respond on Tuesday. Flame off James.
James: lol you are such a funny youth.
Me: Alright, James look you stupid bastard. I know you like dick in your asshole from little people, and your favorite activity is Metal Dan but Im not giving it to you. Ever. So never talk to me again. I have blocked you and you have created new accounts. So flame off and understand if we ever do have the misfortune of meeting in person, you will die. Literally. I will murder you with whatever I can get my hands on. Even a spork. So go the fuck away. Damn.
James: lol you are such a kidder. So hows your mom :-)
Me: Fuck you.
James is Family Facebook Lurker
Me (facebook status): "Grounded for awhile, but I have my phone. Hit me up if you need me."
James: Can we know why you are grounded?
Me: What? No. Flame off.
James: Is it that bad? lol You are really quite the troublemaker! ;-)
Me: Thanks. Flame off James.
James: I cannot say that was a complement, but nontheless, you are welcome! So how have you been? We havent spoken since Tuesday.
Me: No we have never spoken. You chatted me and I didnt respond on Tuesday. Flame off James.
James: lol you are such a funny youth.
Me: Alright, James look you stupid bastard. I know you like dick in your asshole from little people, and your favorite activity is Metal Dan but Im not giving it to you. Ever. So never talk to me again. I have blocked you and you have created new accounts. So flame off and understand if we ever do have the misfortune of meeting in person, you will die. Literally. I will murder you with whatever I can get my hands on. Even a spork. So go the fuck away. Damn.
James: lol you are such a kidder. So hows your mom :-)
Me: Fuck you.
James is Family Facebook Lurker
by getthehelloffme November 21, 2011
Get the Family Facebook Lurker mug.someone (like f99molina) who quietly watches the soap opera of collegiate message forums unfolds to be kept up to date and on point with anyone and everyone.
by anti-lurker May 20, 2003
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