When you want to get action from a chick but you're either in the friend zone or she wont bone you so you cum on her face while she is sleeping and then the next morning she asks what happened. You tell her that she gave u head and then she figures that she must've wanted to so she will do it again or anything else and from then on you get action all the time.
Mike: dude you should so bone Jen.
Chris: I can't she doesn't like me like that.
Mike: so just give her the action lurer.
(The next Day)
Chris: wow dude that was perfect.
Someone who likes to describe about something inferior as superior or trick his friend to somewhere to pick up somebody the friend does not know.
Hey, I know a place that gives out free food. Come with me to get it. In reality, it’s just some government food or church food that’s about to expire.
Hey, let’s go to Jamaica, I need to do something. When they get there, the bullshit lurer wants the friend to pick up his ex girlfriend.
B: ok let’s go
As a result, A brought B to a church or a government building to get free inferior food.
B: you’re a bullshit lurer
A: let’s go to Jamaica, I have to do something important.
B: ok
In reality, A tricked B to Jamaica to pick up his ex girlfriend without announcing it beforehand. Smh
B: you’re a bullshit lurer
A term used to describe how much someone hates a situation and/or a person or group of people. This term only really works in Germany due to their outstanding humor.
Lucero is the brightest to all who look into her eyes. She has the warmest smile that keeps you coming back. She is never ending, deeper than the deepest ocean. She is an alpha female who wants to balance between alpha and beta. Life has not granted her that yet. She wants emotional security and a loyal mate. She gives more than humanly possible. If you can make her smile genuinely you will be hooked for life. You will only care and love her. If you screw her over you’ll never get another chance. She is direct and expects the same. She only wants the truth. Lie for any reason and you’ll miss out. When she loves, you’ll know it, don’t push her. She is the keeper of my soul. I know I’ll be hers forever. There is no turning away from her.
She provides the sunshine to live.
A word used to replace the word LOVELY.
Sometimes used when being mushy with one's boyfriend,
Also,sometimes used by small children/toddlers who cannot pronounce LOVELY correctly.
Renee to Debbie; "Mom my dress is sooo luberly!"
OR
Boy to Girlfriend; "Here's £100 to go shopping"
Reply; "Oh babes! Im so lucky,you're soo luberly!"
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!