A "lurger" is made of squid or shark and other ingredients not commonly known to mankind. It is served with chips and green soda. Locatated worldwide, Frefrick Lurger invented the original recipe but died in Ohio from eating an uncooked lurger in 1875. His brother Joshua Lurger took over his business and made the a large handful of prosperous Lurger franchises in O Block and Detroit.
My friend Levi wants to open up a lurger franchise in Detroit and O Block after graduating with a C average from Hamburger University, Illinois. (Squidward High School was not kind to him).
by SmartButAutistic December 06, 2023