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LTD

A Long Thick Dick
Measurements:
9 inches or more in length

6 inches or more in girth circumference

Huge cock will throbbing cock to drive women wild
by Mr. LTD December 13, 2019
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Shady Ltd

The clothing line produced by Marshal Mathers AKA Eminem/Slim Shady
by Jacob Peirce August 15, 2003
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b.l.t

A sandwich containing a bacon, lettuce and tomato filling. The perfect compliment to a cup of tea.
"I could really go for a B.L.T"
"The cafe down the road do a really nice one"
by Fox February 3, 2005
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LTG

Learn To Google.

Often said to those on message boards that have just asked an dumb question or a question easily answered.
Poster #1: Who's the current WWE Champion.
Poster#2: Dude, LTG.
by Dennis Stamp September 15, 2007
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LTI

Chad: “I just had a threesome and I’m pretty sure I didn’t pull out either time”

Travis: “LTI bro”
by RickSki August 16, 2019
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Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA)

A condition, typically considered a severe form of long-term virginity, affecting 0.8% of U.S. males approximately 25 years of age or older. Symptoms usually include a combination of the following: the inability to interact with females, shame, depression, loneliness, shyness, and large abundances of pornography (usually very graphic and strange). Clinical research and testing are currently inconclusive as to why males suffer from LTMSA, however it is theorized that an extreme psychological episode from a males’ childhood may be the cause. Previously LTMSA was a relatively unknown condition in mainstream psychohistory until the film “The 40 Year Old Virgin” premiered that brought this condition to the forefront of mainstream research.

LTMSA is credited being first diagnosed in 1955 by Dr. Steven J. Bishop of Georgetown University.
Long-Term Male Sexual Abstinence (LTMSA) usually results in one of two outcomes:
1. Lonely night alone and a bad hand cramp in the morning or
2. Your friends sending out a "Code Orange" alert when there is a possibility for the male in question to lose their virginity.
by Super Steve Bishop January 18, 2008
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LTTP

Stands for "Late to the Party". Usually used on forums when starting a thread whose topic may not exactly be topical.
LTTP: I just got Pong! Impressions inside.
by Kayma July 16, 2008
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