twat lobster

1. crabs
2. some one you dislike or someone who has offended you

1. That girl is so dirty she probably has twat lobsters
2. That guy who just knocked into me is a total twat lobster

by Sandersein June 18, 2006

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Phil Lester

YouTube star AmazingPhil who joked about unicorn cum, cocaine and made glow in the dark slime all in one video. Drinks from a vase and has cereal in a gigantic bowl he calls "average sized".

Phil Lester ignored Daniel Howell's ass on twitter, my skin is clear and my crops are thriving.

by instarbuckswithdan September 3, 2017

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lester

a person with a massive cock and is very beautiful he can get any girl he wants and he can rock anyone who stands in hes way

AMAZIN ITS LESTER

by papichulo69696969696969 September 12, 2019

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Loitering

Littering, but with people.

Them hood rats are loitering around the 7-11.

by People Litterer May 24, 2016

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A sexual act similar to the shocker, in which the thumb is inserted in the vaginal opening and the remaining 4 fingers are inserted in the anus. The position of the hand resembles the large claw of a common lobster.

'She was so slutty, I pulled off the lobster claw! Her asshole was that loose.'

by Professor Murder March 10, 2005

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Crotch Lobster

Little tiny insects that live in the hairs of one's pubic region, AKA crabs

OHHHH Nellie, I gotta shave my hairy balls because they are infested with Crotch Lobsters

by Ryan Byrd May 18, 2005

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Uncle Lester

A person, more sprecifically an uncle who molests little kinders until his bones content. He bribes the kinders with tasty treats and when they go for the bait he indudlges his bone and plants eggs in the kinders bellies. He may offer the little juniors toys or sweets but the next thing you know his slick stick is half way up there brown eye, at the point of no return.

Ah jees me and johny were hanging out until some uncle lester cruised up and scooped up Jonny next thing you know Uncle Lester penetrated Johny's crusty flaps with his slippery snake. it was a disaster of epic proportions.

by Dylonater January 20, 2008

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