Facebook loser

One who:

i. Acts incredibly sad on social networking sites, like Twitter, MySpace and especially Facebook.com

ii. Acts nothing like their online alter-ego in real life

iii. Spends majority of the day on social networking sites attempting to "pick up chicks"

Brian: Hey dude, did you see this hot chick I found on facebook.com?

Steve: You're such a facebook loser!

by IWANNAIWANNAIWANNA April 9, 2009

Facebook Loner

Someone who makes statuses on Facebook that never get liked or commented by anyone.

Facebook Loner: Like this status and I'll tell you what I think of you. ;D

*3 days pass*

*0 likes*

by Tubbyman October 24, 2010

Loser

A stereotypical term for one who doesn't fit into mainstream society, or is lacking friends. "Losers" are usually really funny, unique, or smart individuals who people neglect to try to befriend in fear that they themselves might be labeled as a "loser".

Albert Einstein was thought of as a loser when he was young, but was really just unique and slightly autistic. He ended up being one of the world's most highly revered scientist's and everybody knows his name.

by Broken and Rejected January 8, 2010

loser flyby

When a slower vehicle overtakes a faster vehicle after a speed contest. After the speed contest has finished, the slower vehicle proceeds to pass the faster vehicle to inflate the ego /recieve an erection/brag to friends, or any combination of the above. This loser flyby can be performed by any make/model of vehicle, as long as the said car is significantly slower than the opponent. See also ricer flyby, meathead flyby.

Billy-boy: Did you see that joe-bob, I just smoked that riceboy civic there?
Joe-bob: No you did'nt, you just performed a loser flyby.

or
Riceboy: Bro I just dusted that Mustang...
Riceboy's friend: Dude...that was a total loser flyby.

by 572 November 9, 2007

Loser

Apparently it's anyone who doesn't spend all his time and money at the bar every night, someone who doesn't feel the need to get laid every five seconds, anyone who doesn't make a million dollars a day, someone who's at home for more than two hours a day, anyone over the age of 12 who still lives at home with his parents, and anyone who's ever touched a computer or videogame.

What do you mean you're not going out tonight? You must be some loser without a life

by Disgruntled Winnipeger August 21, 2005

Loser

Someone who purposefully teases and taunts another for their own enjoyment.

Jake: Wow hot tubbing in the rain would be so great right now.

Katie: I love hot tubbing in the rain! It's too bad mine is broken.

Jake: That does suck! Alright well I'm going to go in mine, talk to you later!

Katie: Wow, thanks loser.

by anonymous November 30, 2014

loser

A toxic person who, despite having many opportunities to succeed in life, consistently makes bad choices which result in professional and personal failure. They usually end up dragging everyone near them into the loser culture, which makes them toxic. The key to identifying a loser is the consistency with which they make bad decisions and their inability to learn from, admit to, and correct their mistakes. Narcissism and low self-esteem are hallmark personality characteristics of a loser.

This loser was married to one of the most beautiful women in Britain and threw his marriage away for oral sex from a LA streetwalker and drugs.

by John9999 October 10, 2016