linolium

The lamer that never was.

OMFG linolium sucks.

by DarkSolider October 9, 2008

Libnol

Laughing inside but not out loud.
A replacement for "lol". But without technologically uneducated people thinking you are weird for laughing out loud at simple things.

Person 1: *says stupid joke*

Person 2: Libnol, that was ok.

by JBK4 May 5, 2009

LIBL2M

Stands for Lying In Bed Listening To Music...

John: Hey, what you doing?
Sally: libl2m... u?
John: nm hey.

by The.MK May 19, 2010

linolstunks

a commitment or promise to someone, that is extremely strong.

Boy: I linolstunks that I will never cheat on you again
Gilr: awwww, you're soo sweet.

by felele ralala November 6, 2010

lobollz

when a midget gets really fuckin` high and gives ur whore a trick-or-treat,ANAL

That little midget lobollzed u hard bitch!

by LIL` ponis December 7, 2011

liolfena

A cross between a lion and a wolf, with the laugh of a hyena

Dude I saw a liolfena the other day

by Dehhh December 12, 2013

linoleum lizard

A derogatory term for a young child who is older and more annoyingly mobile than a crib crab. Often used interchangeably with rug monkey and rugrat.

The linoleum lizard is under the table again and won't come out. That's fine. As far as I'm concerned, the little bastard can stay there until his parents come home.

by IronNerf July 8, 2014