Jury: *Whispering* Yeah, he's probably guilty
Schrodinger's Lawyer: Nows your chance!
Client: I plead guilty to the first degree murder of a family of 4
Jury: Oh, we were going to say he's not guilty, but whatever
Client: Aaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
Schrodinger's Lawyer: Oops
Schrodinger's Lawyer: Nows your chance!
Client: I plead guilty to the first degree murder of a family of 4
Jury: Oh, we were going to say he's not guilty, but whatever
Client: Aaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh
Schrodinger's Lawyer: Oops
by KorokDude August 25, 2023
Get the Schrodinger's Lawyermug. You got a speeding ticket, Mary? Well, don't hire that Trump Lawyer with the billboard off the interstate, you'll wind up convicted of treason.
by blahblahblahblahbla May 16, 2018
Get the Trump Lawyermug. One who has a fiery temper and no tolerance for BS.
Who also keeps their emotions inside until needed then its a nuclear explosion.
A person who exploded their Terms of Service (TOS) & law on someone, who does or doesn't have a law bar in anywhere.
Pertaining content being using on a social media website
Who also keeps their emotions inside until needed then its a nuclear explosion.
A person who exploded their Terms of Service (TOS) & law on someone, who does or doesn't have a law bar in anywhere.
Pertaining content being using on a social media website
Make me understand something... This isn't a copyright protected.
Lawyer Andy: how is this content on here?
This isn't a copyright protected content.
Lawyer Andy: Did you ask the company for permission? You're going to be sued.
I bought the show and pay every month from a streaming service.
Lawyer Andy: when?
...
Lawyer Andy: how is this content on here?
This isn't a copyright protected content.
Lawyer Andy: Did you ask the company for permission? You're going to be sued.
I bought the show and pay every month from a streaming service.
Lawyer Andy: when?
...
by freechickenmaniac May 5, 2023
Get the Lawyer Andymug. by westanemily February 12, 2021
Get the Bad Ass Lawyermug. Right but your creators are making derivatives of my content and Aaron owns the rights to those... So... If your not BUYING them from him... Do you own the rights to make derivatives? Did YOU think that far ahead?
Youtube Lady "I hAvE tHe BeSt LaWyErS tHoUgH!"
Hym "Yeah... BUUUUT! If the rules are on my side... And you aren't the rule changer... It doesn't matter how well you argue against the rules... Because the rules dictate the outcome.... So... Pay Aaron or be conquered!"
Hym "Yeah... BUUUUT! If the rules are on my side... And you aren't the rule changer... It doesn't matter how well you argue against the rules... Because the rules dictate the outcome.... So... Pay Aaron or be conquered!"
by Hym Iam August 31, 2023
Get the I hAvE tHe BeSt LaWyErS tHoUgHmug. by Cheeae February 24, 2024
Get the lawyers that win casesmug. The reverse lawyer, breaks the law to get evidence, doesn't care about anyone except their client, will kill, to prove you are not guilty.
Person 1: Hey bro look who's against puff, what a moron!
Person 2: Bro, thats the Anti-lawyer, he should be worried.
Person 2: Bro, thats the Anti-lawyer, he should be worried.
by Bunga69420 July 3, 2022
Get the Anti-lawyermug.