haase met lang ore

Don't be nosy, hou op goeters lyk.

Mo-What's in the black plastic bag?
Craig- Haase met lang ore!

by Zmokey October 5, 2017

iLangualu (i-lang-wah-lu)

A term given in reference to an iPhone's secret language. When an iPhone's predictive text spouts out a totally un-worldly word with no meaning what so ever this is the iPhone forgetting that we are not privy to the advance linguistics skills it possesses. It and only it alone will understand how typing in completely legible words will cause the iPhone to produce drivle.

Examples of encountered cases of 'iLangualu (i-lang-wah-lu)' include. (all iPhone owners will have their own to add!)

'gagagagaga' (Hahahahahaha)

'no, you come over to me! go-tit' (got it)

'reply to me immediatelu' (immediately)

'love you biggly bits too x' (lots and lots)

by Ashbeetron June 15, 2011

sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance

A funny way of saying that one is sweating profusely. The humor is derived from the fact that kd lang is a dyke, and would no doubt be uncomfortable surrounded by breeder Jesus freaks.

"I'm sweating like kd lang at a Christian Singles dance!" - Lisa Lampanelli (comedienne)

by thatzhowiroll June 26, 2008

langing

to lang; the act of stretching out your weenie (similar to jelqing) by crushing it with a heavy object, preferably with friends or accompanied by bad bitches.

example: “yo wanna go langing and have a jerk circle in the bathroom”

by gangemi February 23, 2024

abreve lang extend

abreviation language formed of mostly one syl words to save on time and then inexplicably doubled or lengthened, thus defeating the purpose.

Honey chile thats just that abreve lang extend nonsense

by That Rockstar Bre-Boots April 25, 2011

Weird flex pero okay lang

It is a Taglish word which resembles weird flex but ok

Guy 1: Kumusta nong, may bagong PS4 Pro, bumili ako sa SM kahapon
Guy 2: Weird flex pero okay lang

by Clutch Bucks March 24, 2020

Kasper Lange

A tall, fragile being known for his ridiculous way of looking and acting. He is known for his repetitive use of the exact same sentences, such as: "Ha ha ha", "You be so funny" and a few more, just as shitty. A Kasper typically lookes like a mix of a lighthouse and a monkey. He probably lives in a cardboardbox, while using the internet of a nearby school, since he doesn't have acces to his own.

"Wow, Kasper Lange sure is fucking ugly."

by GayNoob March 23, 2017