shag lag

The effects are similar to jet lag, but on this occasion the overwhelming tiredness is owing to a night full of bollock-draining sex. the following day they can't function properly in every sense of the word.

-Fancy coming with us for a kick about this morning?
-Fraid I can't, mate. I just don't have the energy.
-Suffering from Shag lag, eh?... Lucky bugger.

by Bottom Face April 3, 2011

I lagged.

Excuse which generally goes without questioning when someone playing Call of Duty messes up, misses a shot, or gets totally embarrassed.

Kid: Hahaha dude you're so bad.
Me: Shut up I lagged.
Kid: Oh my bad.

by Satan's Offspring April 12, 2011

jet lag

The experience one has when your head says you're in one time zone, your body says you're in another.

My mother's friend was once so jet lagged that she fell asleep standing up in a store.

by Bookish13 July 2, 2009

nigger lag

To have an internet connection as shitty as a only a nigger would have.

Dude fix your nigger lag, its making this game impossible to play.

by Drail1169 April 5, 2008

J-lag

Anybody who is straight up tripping on the household product Robitussin.

Wow, look at that J-lag over there near the empty Robitussin box.

by JigglyjellyrollsBarret October 10, 2011

Lag death

The occurance of when playing an on-line game and your screen freezes due to a lag in your internet connection or with the game server, resulting in finding your character dead when you resume play.

Jim: "What happened? You were just sitting there while we were being attacked."

Bryon: "Sorry bro... serious lag problem"

Jim: "Dude. Lag death blows!"

by tmarshall October 4, 2006

Bitch Lag

Occurs when you first see a girl and she is not attractive, however as time passes she starts getting more and more attractive, may take hours or months

Yo that girl bitch lagged me so hard.

by X-23S March 29, 2010