The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus

Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.

Stop, humping my leg, Klaus!

by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003

Boer Klap

A strike,slap or punch given by 'n South-African, Afrikaans White boer to let the opposing person pass-out, suffer a heart-attack, or possibly, die. The Boer Klap is often given to the children of Boerre if they miss-behave

Hein :"Dad, I soiled myself"
Ruan:"Son, I'm gonna give you one big-ass Boer Klap!"
Hein :"Nooooooooooooooooo!"

*Slap*

Ruan:"Honey, call 911"

by BeesHaas September 9, 2010

Klanseked

A word used to describe someone getting told, ragged on, or getting yanked, usually related to sports (mainly soccer)

Matt got klanseked on when Andrew passed him on his way to score a goal.

by Andrew Klansek April 13, 2009

Klaplunk

The act of a male having a shit on the toilet whilst getting sucked off at the same time.

'I love a good Klaplunk me'
'Mmm, what a mighty klaplunk'
'Howay Susan, I fancy a klaplunk'

by Klaplunkonme October 29, 2012

klaas-Jan

A Dutch idiot.

You see that guy over there? he's a total Klaas-Jan.

by ZiLemon September 21, 2017

klæpse

A Norwegian word used by teenagers whenever they get mad a each other and are threatening to hit whoever they are arguing with.

(Guy 1): Hva faen skjer brur?
(Guy 2): Hold kjeften din før jeg klæpser deg brur.

by Neger fra grønland October 2, 2017

klansjuice

The juice good ole' boys drink when they want to get drunk.

Me and Buddy Boy gonna go in the woods and get all liquored up on klansjuice.

by Philthy Phil the Philanthropis June 28, 2019