A town with nothing to do...
by OOFOOFOOFOOF October 15, 2017
Get the Lansing, Illinois mug.A place that would be a WHOLE lot fucking better if Chicago just became it's own state other than Chicago it's a good place and GUESS WHAT MOST OF WHAT CHICAGOAN'S CALL SOUTHERN ILLINOIS WHICH IS BELOW I-80 WE LIKE NEW YORK PIZZA TOO BITCHES in my town in EASTERN ILLINOIS with one of the best universities in the the Midwest we have 15 pizza joints and like one maybe two are Chicago pizza and were not REDNECKS we have electricity and indoor toilets to just saying if you didn't move here from Chicago to downstate we just hate you for many reasons like the like 15 governors you voted in were corrupt and the like 5 that are in prison thanks
You live in Chicago.
No i live in Charleston.
Is that part of Chicago.
No its part of Illinois.
You sure?
YES YOU RETARDED JACKASS!!!!!!!!!
No i live in Charleston.
Is that part of Chicago.
No its part of Illinois.
You sure?
YES YOU RETARDED JACKASS!!!!!!!!!
by Lordnikon97 February 12, 2012
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Du·Quoin (Do-coy-n)
Noun
1. A fictitious place where things that don't happen anywhere else in the world are the norm.
2. The social dwellings of creeps
Things that don't happen anywhere else include
1a. Intense Stalking
1b. Car drivebys (not shootings like in the city, rather stalkings)
1c. Town rivalries
Synonyms: "The Dookie"
Noun
1. A fictitious place where things that don't happen anywhere else in the world are the norm.
2. The social dwellings of creeps
Things that don't happen anywhere else include
1a. Intense Stalking
1b. Car drivebys (not shootings like in the city, rather stalkings)
1c. Town rivalries
Synonyms: "The Dookie"
She is from The Dookie and her life is not real.
Is this a Sitcom or are we watching DuQuoin (Illinois)?
Forget Laguna Beach, DuQuoin is the new gossip town.
Is this a Sitcom or are we watching DuQuoin (Illinois)?
Forget Laguna Beach, DuQuoin is the new gossip town.
by Jackinthebox1717 November 23, 2009
Get the DuQuoin (Illinois) mug.you: "rachel's such a tease, she only gave me the illinois rail splitter last night after promising more."
me:" at least you got off"
me:" at least you got off"
by Wicked CP November 29, 2012
Get the illinois rail splitter mug.An act of process when a girl orders hot wings for your date, and gets extra hot sauce on the side than proceeds to rubs it on your dick. Than slowly licks it off till her mouth is on fire, than he ejaculates into her mouth to cool down the hotness.
Yo man, last night me and this chick where hanging than she was hungry, than when the food came, she wanted to do the Illinois Hot Stick!
by Derremy July 19, 2010
Get the Illinois Hot Stick mug.A town that is filled with cornfields and beautiful farms but is populated with the most racist, science denying,Trump loving, no mask wearing morons who complain about their beloved chain restaurants being closed due to covid-19 and having to wear masks in the local stores. The Mayor allows restaurants to reject the closing orders of the Governor and put citizens at risk. Their favorite pastimes are having Trump Rally's in front of the local McDonalds, putting up F**k Pritzker signs in their yards and name-calling and demeaning the minority of intelligent people who unfortunately live in the town. The Trumpers who yell the loudest cannot spell or use proper grammer. The town has one of the highest positivity rates in Illinois yet the citizens still crow about "Ma rights" and continue to meet up in large groups and patronize crowded restaurants.
I used to love living in Homer Glen Illinois but now it is filled with the dumbest, most racist people. I don't understand how they afford their $400,000 homes because they can barely string a coherent sentence together. Oh that's right,mom and dad left it to them.
by Actual&factual September 12, 2020
Get the Homer Glen Illinois mug.Geneseo, Illinois is a shit, rancid white town full to the brim of religious nut jobs, tyrannical retard cops, and a druggie underworld. Ironically; the druggies hold, albeit inconsistently, the highest level of awareness regarding social issues. There are more churches than gas stations, the schools are indoctrinating with low curriculum and neurotic egotists as administrators/instructors - and there are about four black people. The wealthy, self-entitled cock busters that roam the streets are the states' pride due to their ability to throw a ball and praise Jesus, passively dismissing the intellectual downplay as a result.
The pigs can't tell their dope from their bud, the white girls all vie for attention like cock-deprived wildebeests, and any attempt at reasonable discourse will be construed as a school shooting threat.
The pigs can't tell their dope from their bud, the white girls all vie for attention like cock-deprived wildebeests, and any attempt at reasonable discourse will be construed as a school shooting threat.
Guy 1: So, what's the most unpleasant environment you've traveled through?
Guy 2: Geneseo, Illinois. By god, if I'd stayed for more than two minutes, I swear I'd be pounced by Bible thumpers or the pow-leec. Fuck the pow-leec.
Guy 2: Geneseo, Illinois. By god, if I'd stayed for more than two minutes, I swear I'd be pounced by Bible thumpers or the pow-leec. Fuck the pow-leec.
by Little Green February 29, 2016
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