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I wish I was kobe
by 5623 June 4, 2014
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Kobe Kid

A term used for fans of Kobe Bryant (known for rape in colorado)who dont neccessarily like the Lakers, just Kobes balls in their mouth. They are usually wrong, and homo, and are easy to own on message boards.
The Kobe Kid eagerly waited to lick jizz from Kobes leaking anus after gay sex.
by fatwood31 April 10, 2009
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by darkoathangel February 27, 2020
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Kobe

Describes a champion, everything he does is creative. Everyone wants to be around Kobe and have him on their side. He’s appreciated for his intelligence and social personality ! This name can come off negative because of a celebrity, but it’s a fresh start for this new year. It’s an exciting, strong name. Personality is off the charts. There is so much potential with where Kobe will go. He’s going to create a team and conquer whatever stands in the way.
Kobe is such a smart kid. Everyone loves him.
by Kanekrew June 6, 2019
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kobe bryant protocol

The act of paying an alleged sexual assault victim for their silence. Mostly known for its successful employment by Kobe Bryant. Though the allegations may be false and a form of extortion, its the smartest move to save a career.
Chad: Did you hear Antonio Brown lost an endorsement because of the sexual assault allegations against him?

Mark: He should have just employed the Kobe Bryant Protocol and taken the 2 million dollar hit. Now he is losing much more as a result.
by Roman Legion October 24, 2020
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National Kobe Bryant day

The day we celebrate Kobe and his daughters passing. RIP Kobe and Gianna
by Jsloat77 January 27, 2020
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Doing the kobe

Where one’s self gets into a helicopter with their daughter and ducking dies.
guy 1: ay yo you want to see me do the kobe?

guy 2: dude you dont even play basketball how are you going to make a sho-

guy 1: *gets in helicopter* IM DOING THE KOBE
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