Michael Jordan

The best in one's profession, vocation, or other activity; one whose talent far surpasses all others; inarguably the greatest of all time in a specific field. Frequently applied to athletes. Often hyperbole.

"Pat Kiernan is the Michael Jordan of newspaper reading."

"Roger Federer may prove to be the Michael Jordan of tennis."

"He was the self-proclaimed Michael Jordan of truck loaders."

Reinhold Messner = Michael Jordan of climbing.

Dr. Gary Becker = Michael Jordan of economics.

Art Thiel = Michael Jordan of Seattle sports writers.

Dr. Vaughn Starnes = Michael Jordan of children’s heart surgery.

Leszek Pawlowicz = Michael Jordan of game shows.

Marco Foyot = Michael Jordan of pétanque.

Michael Jordan = Michael Jordan of statistical learning theory.

by Ali La Pointe April 18, 2006

Jordan

A gorgeous girl who is always looking out for other people. Usually a tomboy because of her masculine name, she might hunt or play football or some other studly sport. She is probably amazing at sports but not cocky. Stubborn hard headed yet loyal to the day she dies. May not have a boyfriend not because there's anything wrong with her but because shes too good for any typical boy. Great sense of humor, loves life and makes the perfect partner

Man if I could only have one girl it would be Jordan.

by namesmith August 9, 2012

Jordan (girl)

She will brighten up your life. Has a perfect ass. Might be hated sometimes but it's often for jealously reasons. She is also gorgeous and has a sexy body. Often thinks negative things about herself when in reality she's perfect. Often in to sports and that's why her body is so perfect. Not to mention sex with her is always amazing.

Tyler: Dude did you see those pants Jordan was wearing?
Owen: Yeah, they make her ass look hella nice.
Tyler: I know. 10/10 would smash.
Owen: I would for sure.
Tyler: same.
Jordan (girl)

by Anonymous 777766 March 7, 2017

Jordan

the most wonderful girl ever.
she is really talented, pretty.
oh did i mention she can sing and act like crazy?
its insane how good she is.
she is also one of the sweetest, nicest people you will ever meet!
your life will change forever once you meet Jordan!

Jordan: heyyy! gimme some!
person: hey jordan! you just changed my life now that i met you!

by iknowthissucksbutitsformyfrien April 17, 2010

jordan casanova

a female. one who was once on a television show called "so you think you can dance." she is not yet a quote on quote celeb but she is recognized from time to time making her bootleg famous. only time will tell where her seductive dance moves will take her in the dancing or any other industry ;)

amanda:hey did you watch season 8 of SYTYCD?
francess: yeah i did, do you like jordan casanova?
amanda: HELL FUCKING YEA! #teamcasonova

by masterpoon November 9, 2012

que se joda

Fuck it

I’m gonna quit my job

Que se joda

by Stephiiiiii March 3, 2019

Jordan

Every once and a while you come across a man who does things that both astonish and sicken you. The reverberations from his actions are felt in all corners of the world. His impact lingers forever. This is the kind of man Jordan is, and he inspires me to ignore my mothers warnings about the dangers of life, and to truly reach my full potential.

Girl: I saw Jordan waterski in a jockstrap... For some reason I no longer am wearing panties and feel pregnant...

by JBL#1 August 19, 2010