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Jesus

the Prince of Peace, the Son of Man, the Lamb of God, the Great I Am, He's the Alpha and Omega, our God and Our Savior, He is Jesus Christ our Lord, He is, He is.
Jesus died on the cross to save sinners, who are destined to burn in Hell for all eternity. however, "If you confess with your mouth that Jesus is Lord and believe in your heart that God saved him from the dead, you will be saved." says the Bible. and by saved, you won't burn in Hell for all eternity. you will go to heaven when you die and be in the presence of the most wonderful being in the entire universe.
by wereadlfja; September 10, 2010
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Jesus

1. My Father in Heaven
2. My Best Friend.
3. My Homie.
4. My God.
5. My Hero.
6. My Healer.
7. My Jesus.
If you can't see the simple truth I do
Then there's nothing in this world that's left to say
But jesus loves you
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Jesus

Jesus is the most loyal man on earth, he has not and will not cheat on his girlfriend PERIOD
I wish my boyfriend was as loyal as Jesus
by Soccerslife17 December 22, 2018
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Jesus

A guy who dresses in all white that gives people free drugs and knows everything about drugs and cannot die.
Jesus Give me drugs.

Jesus come chill.
by jesus'sfriend January 16, 2008
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Jesus

John Cornelius O'Callaghan V, lead singer of the band The Maine as of July 3, 2010. see twitter.com/johnmaine for proof
MM: I asked The Maine to hold me down!
DK: Why?
MM: Because Jesus is their singer!
by discipleK July 7, 2010
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Jesus

The guys who loves you when everybody else thinks you're an asshole
Jesus loves you..., but everybody else thinks you're an asshole
by badmanjose August 18, 2015
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Jesus

The Lord and Savior of the world. I wish all of those who mock him on this site eventually find what he was and what he said was all true...
"For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son, so that whoever believes in him shall not die but have eternal life." - John 3:16
by ILoveJesus July 3, 2006
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