Beef Jerky

Something you say when a really fat bitch walks by.

by Jamie&Ashley February 11, 2003

Jerky maffey

A homosexual but very breedable sexy beast that’s always looking to get wicked

Yo that is a real jerky maffey

by Secybeastkdog April 27, 2022

Beef Jerky

a meat rasin

did you know beef jerky is just a meat rasin?

by meat_rasin_lmao February 12, 2017

Snurky Jerky

The act of falling asleep while masturbating.

Guy 1: Dude, why were you holding your penis last night in bed? Did you have a snurky jerky?
Guy 2: A snurky jerky?
Guy 1: A snurky jerky

by Expand rawr July 29, 2017

grief jerky

Masturbating when you are sad

My girlfriend dumped me so I am on a diet of grief jerky.

by fabulousone January 20, 2013

twerky jerky

This sounds like it should be a thing

Snap into a twerky jerky

by Ae5Ea8 September 10, 2016

Jerky Shutters

The slang term for the extra skin bunches found on weird vaginas.

orgin - Darek Johns brain after viewing the film "Sex Drive"

Synonyms - turkey cabinet, beef curtains, meat blankets, bologna cupboard doors.

Jerky Shutters

"Have you had oral sex with Cristy yet" "No way! she has those Dreadful Jerky Shutters."

by Darek Johns March 10, 2009