Apple iShit

Try saying Apple iShit 10 times fast--think European mountains.
On a related note, now trying saying Apple is shit 10 times fast...lol.

Apple iShit, Apple iShit, AppliShit, Appalachian
Apple is shit, Apple is shit, Abble is shit, a bullshit

by JsiBird February 24, 2010

Illiteracey

N. A common disease where people cannot spell and or use correct grammer.
Root word: Illiterate

Illiteracey is vast throughout the populous.

by Kyle "The Yellow Dart" Zager November 29, 2003

illiterate

Being unable to read or write

Almost 999.99% of people on the internet are illiterate

by DizzyLizzy March 31, 2007

ILLITERATABLE

sometimes illiterate just isn't enough to descibe the record-low IQ of one of your fellow friends. Illiteratable was developed for this reason and adds a little extra kick to the overly-used blan illiterate.

BAM!!! You aren't illiterate, you are ILLITERATABLE!...congratulations DUMBASS!!!

by Patrick V. September 6, 2008

Illiterated definition

A definition of something that has been presented in a way so people who have trouble reading proper grammar, correct spelling, and proper punctuation can understand it.

(Normal definition of rain)

Rain: water falling in drops from vapor condensed in the atmosphere

(Illiterated definition of rain)

rain itz wen da water iz flln 4rm da c1ouds n 3vree buddy g3ts w3t

by Optical_Epilepsy April 2, 2011

hair-illiterate

not knowing how to do your hair

sammie is hair-illiterate everyday, and she's twig!!!

by amanda April 1, 2004

central islip

The most diverse town on Long Island. You will find someone from every continent here. The music department is the best of all long island, all other towns wish they could be part of ci's music department. The sports are getting better and better every year and you will find the best people here. Theres that 3% hat are wanna be "gangsta" and the papi's and prima's but other then that its all good.

Someone: you're from ci?
Central Islip person: yeah, and?
Someone: music department rocks but theres some weird people there.
Central Islip person: yeah, oh wellll its all good.

by Anonnn1 October 3, 2013